Snakes on a Plane

destrekor

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and badass at that

okay, there are two scores this movie should be given, and I will explain my reasoning and then list those scores.

First, there is the typical movie score, based on directing, acting, casting, overall script quality and whatnot. For this, SOAP failed miserably. None of the characters were really all that believeable, except Jackson filled his role it seemed. The lines were rarely delivered in a way that spoke of that character's on-screen presence.

But something was there..
What was it? Spark and comedy.
That's where the second score will come from. The enjoyment factor. SOAP was amazing when it comes to being able to be enjoyed. When I went into this movie with expectations that predicted bad movie but enjoyment, I was happy when that was delivered like I hoped it would be. The decision to add comedy to most of the characters makes one wonder if the direction this movie was meant to take was either serious thriller, or comedic, pop-culture thriller. I think it was destined to become a pop-culture phenomenon. Jackson was brilliant in that regards, as was Kenan, and the co-pilot added a few laughs. The snakes themselves provided both frights and many laughs, both in the way they acted, and in the ways they killed people. For this, the snakes are amazing. I know both real and CGI snakes were used, and all real snakes were simple, non-venomous snakes that resembled their venomous counterparts, like milk snakes instead of coral snakes.


Movie score: 4/10
Enjoyment score: 9/10

If it were purposefully made to be the way it was, the movie score would be higher. Either way, a highly enjoyable movie.
 

ViviTheMage

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sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/
 

UNCjigga

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So is this like the 2006 version of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? When I go see this, what costume do I need to be wearing? Should we all dress up as pilots and stewardesses and air marshals with rubber snakes??
 

BeauJangles

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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/

He admits he never read a line from the script, only saw the title and wanted in.
 

bersl2

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Originally posted by: destrekor
When I went into this movie with expectations that predicted bad movie but enjoyment, I was happy when that was delivered like I hoped it would be.

On the ordinary suckage/classic suckage continuum, where would you say this movie lies?
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/

Damn, Christina Ricci is fine as HELL yo. But that mofo Timberlake's in it too. He better die within the 1st 5 minutes.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: bersl2
Originally posted by: destrekor
When I went into this movie with expectations that predicted bad movie but enjoyment, I was happy when that was delivered like I hoped it would be.

On the ordinary suckage/classic suckage continuum, where would you say this movie lies?

I dunno about this continuem of yours, but I'd say its a movie worth watching because its 'awesomely bad'.
 

Eeezee

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

According to wikipedia, they wanted to change the title, but he's been quoted as saying something like "the title is the only reason I wanted to do this movie"
 
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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

According to wikipedia, they wanted to change the title, but he's been quoted as saying something like "the title is the only reason I wanted to do this movie"

At one point, the movie was called 'Pacific Air 121,' but who wants to see such a bland title? People either want to see deadly-ass snakes, or not.

-- Samuel Jackson
 

jiwq

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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/

Damn, Christina Ricci is fine as HELL yo. But that mofo Timberlake's in it too. He better die within the 1st 5 minutes.

you could land a helicopter on that forehead (Ricci)
Text
 

fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: jiwq
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/

Damn, Christina Ricci is fine as HELL yo. But that mofo Timberlake's in it too. He better die within the 1st 5 minutes.

you could land a helicopter on that forehead (Ricci)
Text
"And a pair of titties that make you wanna scream for buttermilk"
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/261...h=pgallery&path_key=Ricci,%20Christina
 

Syrch

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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
sammy rocks.
I heard they called him and said we are casting for a movie called 'snakes on a plane' and he basicaly said stfu and started the next day, something along those lines.

i dunno about that, but I know he has stated that when approached about changing the name of the movie, he said he signed on because of the name Snakes on a Plane, and wanted them to stick to that name.

on another note, his next movie: Black Snake Moan
he likes snakes. And BSM looks freaking awesome.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/

Damn, Christina Ricci is fine as HELL yo. But that mofo Timberlake's in it too. He better die within the 1st 5 minutes.

I was thinking the first 2 minutes!
 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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lol

alright anywho... stay for the music video at the beginning of the credits, for anyone who is staying. its a good video to watch, and if you the music, that's a bonus too. its a new group called Cobra Starship, comprised of the lead singers from Midtown, The Academy Is..., The Sound, and the 'rapper' from Gym Class Heroes. I am looking forward to their album in October.
apparently they are all going to leave their respective groups in favor of making Cobra Starship a fulltime gig. Also, it sounds as if more people will be joining the group too.

edit: at that rate, the soundtrack is awesome. No music was played during the movie other than the score, but Decaydance was the official label of the movie apparently, since its on the poster. Pretty much all the music on the soundtrack is from Fueled by Ramen (Decaydance is a 'label' within Fueled by Ramen).
 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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okay.. i gotta bump it again

mods, the reason I want to keep this towards the top is because people should have something to go on. Since no one has seen the movie prior to tonight's early showing (minus us staff of movie theaters who got to screen it last night), no critics have reviews.

there might just be people interested in seeing it tonight. i won't bump again till after tonight but I am going to try and keep it toward the top after that so the weekend movie goer's can see it.
 
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