SNIFFER
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog
is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA
agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and
he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I
put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent
says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then
returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man. Once again, the
agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this
time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat
number for the police."
"I like it!" says his seat-mate. The agent then told Sniffer
to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the
middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the
agent "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog
is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA
agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and
he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I
put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent
says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then
returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man. Once again, the
agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this
time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat
number for the police."
"I like it!" says his seat-mate. The agent then told Sniffer
to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the
middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the
agent "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"