Oh yeah, I also suffer satan syndrome, though in different ways usually. Then again I also still get calls and mail for my mother, who died 16 years ago. Nothing pleases me more than feigning an emotional breakdown when people call and bug me...
"Hello is ***** ********** there."
"What? No! How dare you. She's dead all right???!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON??? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY EMOTIONS AT ALL, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS HURTS???!!!"
*click*
I figure maybe some of the callers will decide it isn't worth it for minimum wage and move on to actual professions. If nothing else it makes me feel better.
I'd really love for any form of unsolicited contact to result in felony convictions. Well, not any form, I understand political surveys, notices from the city about relevant stuff, even just debt collections, etc. Just anything that has to do with advertising or marketing. If the goal is to make a business money it should be 25yrs and 250,000 for contacting anyone in any way (mail, phone, email, whatever) unless they specifcially request it - and records of such a request (signed and verified) should be required to allow it.
In the case of divorce contacts, I guess I can see the validity in a company contacting you once. After you explain the situation though that should be it. Any further contacts are simply out of line. Personally I just give them all her current contact info, and if they're really nice anything that might help them destroy her; you know, social security number, her employer, bank name and account numbers if I happen to have a recent check from her, that kind of thing. It's the least I can do to repay her for all she's done. :evil: