So a cute 18 yo female wants to be roommates

[cryptonomicon]

i hate you

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
well, all i have to say is, i had a blast today. she just left. we didnt discuss the idea of being roommates one bit until we were laying in bed. I said, "still wanna be roommates?" and she responded with (predicted earlier in this thread), "Yea, and I think we can save some money if we go with a single bedroom."

She said she really likes me but wont fvck someone unless she loves them. She gave me enough to keep me interested, and cut me off before I thought she was a ho.

Before I go into details that will most certainly be called shens on, I have a pic to post. I'll post it after I come home tonight. Im going out for a bit.

Good thing she stopped you before you reached down and felt Captain Winky.....

 

[iskim86]

don't do it unless you've seen her in real life (not just fruityass pics). she (or he) might kill you and steal all of your belongings.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
So what's the problem again?

It's a man

:shocked:

 

[edi sucks]

he's gonna get some..and yeah, i think it'll end badly too, but whatever..just get your money's worth

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Yeah it's fun and all till you pull those pants down and you're starin at a pair of nuts.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
Yeah it's fun and all till you pull those pants down and you're starin at a pair of nuts.

so how'd that go for you?

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
Yeah it's fun and all till you pull those pants down and you're starin at a pair of nuts.

so how'd that go for you?

no nuts.

 

[Excelsior]

"I have a pic to post. I'll post it after I come home tonight. Im going out for a bit."


where is it?!

 

[mchammer187]

make sure you let her know that you sleep in the nude

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
Yeah it's fun and all till you pull those pants down and you're starin at a pair of nuts.

so how'd that go for you?

no nuts.

Thought you and Inappropriate4AT were both guys?

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
Yeah it's fun and all till you pull those pants down and you're starin at a pair of nuts.

so how'd that go for you?

no nuts.

Thought you and Inappropriate4AT were both guys?

lol, she had no nuts, i have two. seems to be a good combo there.

 

[jaydee]

The only way I'm going to believe this is, if I see the plaintiff on a "Judge Judy" show 9 months from now holding a sign saying "I'm the dumb@ss from ATOT", because that's the only way this can end if it were true. Let us know when the tell you the air date.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
"I have a pic to post. I'll post it after I come home tonight. Im going out for a bit."


where is it?!

Where is it!

 

[cyclohexane]

O damn! This thread owns.

 

[TechBoyJK]

it certainly does own. owns all.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
it certainly does own. owns all.

Bullsh!t. You didn't even post the 3rd pic.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: BigJBullsh!t. You didn't even post the 3rd pic.

Forget the pic. I want teh video j/k.

 

[tyler811]

Is she really a she?

 

[Sunbird]

I'd hit it

 

[summit]

she's just using you u'll pony up the rent and since she'll be boning you.... you'll not be capable of getting her the rent money

 

[TechBoyJK]

shes prolly just going to get her own apartment, and Illprolly just go over there and hit it when i please. sounds good to me, and by the way,

I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO.

lol, jk. i use Country Companies insurance and get a hella family discount .

 

[JBT]

Even if you don't hit her, you will open up a lot of possibilities with her friends!!!

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Excelsior
"I have a pic to post. I'll post it after I come home tonight. Im going out for a bit."


where is it?!

Where is it!

WHERE THE FVCK IS THE 3RD GODDAMN PICTURE YOU SACK OF SH!T.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: JBT
Even if you don't hit her, you will open up a lot of possibilities with her friends!!!

ill never hit her, but i might hit it.