So a cute 18 yo female wants to be roommates

[dquan97]

PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIICCCCCCSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VTHodge]

Originally posted by: shud

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

Yeah . . . she'll never figure out how to use all your remotes. You'll have to make little instruction cards on how to watch DVDs.

 

[chuckywang]

Ok, my zipper is down and my hand is down my pants. Hurry up already with the pics!

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: VTHodge

Originally posted by: shud

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

Yeah . . . she'll never figure out how to use all your remotes. You'll have to make little instruction cards on how to watch DVDs.

They just mess stuff up in general. Unless you are dating, therefore significant reason to put up with this crap, they're a pain in the ass.

But I guess you could get drunk with her and bang the hell out of her. So there's an upside.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Hammer
this make me think of the episode of real world austin from last night. that johanna chick was cute, but she was a fvcking psycho the second she got liquour in her. I'm guess this girl has some big issues you're not aware of. cute 18 year old women don't look for geeky roommates over the internet.

Yea she was slammin.
if she was taller... definite model type.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: troytime
if her parents are OK with her living with an 25 year old man....then her parents must know something we don't
she must be a wildebeast

Or dumb as a rock.

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

well, she told me a story about how her parents were out of town, and her brother broke the toilet, so she went to lowes and bought all the parts and fixed it herself..... so she is somewhat handy

 

[mobobuff]

This isn't 1994, pics should be instant! PICS PICS PICS!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: VTHodge

Originally posted by: shud

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

Yeah . . . she'll never figure out how to use all your remotes. You'll have to make little instruction cards on how to watch DVDs.

Step 1) Insert DVD into PLyaer
Step 2) Power on the TV
Step 3) Fsck your roomate
Step 4) Get him to do it
Step 5) DVD!

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: troytime
if her parents are OK with her living with an 25 year old man....then her parents must know something we don't
she must be a wildebeast

Or dumb as a rock.

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

well, she told me a story about how her parents were out of town, and her brother broke the toilet, so she went to lowes and bought all the parts and fixed it herself..... so she is somewhat handy

Bullsh!t. You mean how she called a plumber and got out of paying for it by giving him some of her business.

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: troytime
if her parents are OK with her living with an 25 year old man....then her parents must know something we don't
she must be a wildebeast

Or dumb as a rock.

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

well, she told me a story about how her parents were out of town, and her brother broke the toilet, so she went to lowes and bought all the parts and fixed it herself..... so she is somewhat handy

OMG you are about to move in with a plumber.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: troytime
if her parents are OK with her living with an 25 year old man....then her parents must know something we don't
she must be a wildebeast

Or dumb as a rock.

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

well, she told me a story about how her parents were out of town, and her brother broke the toilet, so she went to lowes and bought all the parts and fixed it herself..... so she is somewhat handy

Bullsh!t. You mean how she called a plumber and got out of paying for it by giving him some of her business.

Rectal Rooter ?

 

[lokiju]

OK, you've been here long enough now to know how to link a pic, so what gives?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: blazert40
OK, you've been here long enough now to know how to link a pic, so what gives?

Syringered!

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Ok, my zipper is down and my hand is down my pants. Hurry up already with the pics!

As I sit here, typing keyboard with one hand, holding my jonny with the other, screaming pics of ban!

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: troytime
if her parents are OK with her living with an 25 year old man....then her parents must know something we don't
she must be a wildebeast

Or dumb as a rock.

Dumb girls (and guys, for that matter) = your 5.1 receiver set on 7.1 sound, game consoles fvcked up, and anything else that plugs in but isn't a hairdryer or curling iron ruined.

well, she told me a story about how her parents were out of town, and her brother broke the toilet, so she went to lowes and bought all the parts and fixed it herself..... so she is somewhat handy

Bullsh!t. You mean how she called a plumber and got out of paying for it by giving him some of her business.

Rectal Rooter ?

Haha. I love Rectal Rooter. Reality porn is a joke to begin with but these are some of the most hilariously unlikely.

 

[spanky]

we've been syringered

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
This isn't 1994, pics should be instant! PICS PICS PICS!

Whoever the OP Sent the Pics too must be f appin' away at the moment.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: mobobuff
This isn't 1994, pics should be instant! PICS PICS PICS!

Whoever the OP Sent the Pics too must be f appin' away at the moment.

So they should be posted within the minute.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: spanky
we've been syringered

motion to ban OP!

 

[dainthomas]

Where TF are the pics? This isn't rocket surgery.

 

[TechBoyJK]

i emailed kellykali the pics, waiting on him.... and I registered for the pics site, but im awaiting confirmation email.....

 

[KillyKillall]

Posting pics as we speak

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
Where TF are the pics? This isn't rocket surgery.

If you can't figure out how to post pics to a public host site you should be banned from thinking.

 

[Torghn]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
i emailed kellykali the pics, waiting on him.... and I registered for the pics site, but im awaiting confirmation email.....

You must have very slow email.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Ok, my zipper is down and my hand is down my pants. Hurry up already with the pics!

As I sit here, typing keyboard with one hand, holding my jonny with the other, screaming pics of ban!

dude quit trying to hid and stall and start posting pics or eject!