So a married chinese woman replied to my yahoo personals ad..

[iwearnosox]

I made her call, it's definately her. She's cute.. but married?

Damn.

 

[kyparrish]

Nah, she's off limits. Imagine how insane her husband would be if he found out.

UNLESS she is smoking hot, then we demand pics.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Ship happens!

 

[iwearnosox]

for some drinks?
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What did you have in mind?
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you want to meet up sometime or tonight?
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No worries, you're welcome to ask whatever questions you have. I'm inxxx, yes. I'm looking for companionship, chemistry.. I'm a contractor for a software firm in xxxx, so I set my own schedule.

You're after excitement. That could mean a lot of things!
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where do you live? and what do you do? what are you looking for? sorry for so many questions... hope you can understand, I have to be careful...

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Probably like you I'm just too bored for my own good.
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my marriage is ok, just feel boring, want more excitement, what do you look for?
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Would you give me a tour of xxxx?

So tell me what you're on the prowl for, my married debaucherous friend...

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Hi,

here is one pic of me, I am 30yrs, 5'6'', 120bls, work for travel company being the tour guide, let me know if you are interested... I live in xxxx.


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My picture was in the ad...

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Hi,

I am young and married, cute, pretty,very fit, intelligent, educated, funny, easy going, enjoy the music and travel outdoors, can I have you pic first and I will do the same...

 

[dc]

the husband's gonna kill both of you.

 

[Sluggo]

Hmmmm, ever think she might be a prostitute?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Hmmmm, ever think she might be a prostitute?

Nah. Not to be egotistical but women try to pick me up online pretty often. Many of them pretend it's a date but in reality it's a booty call. She's cute, there's no harm in having a drink and hearing her story, right? I'm bored, I could use the entertainment.

 

[geek4life]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Hmmmm, ever think she might be a prostitute?

or a transvestite

 

[Ophir]

Most likely a man. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

 

[mzkhadir]

ics

 

[iwearnosox]

How do I pronounce "xiaolin" ?

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

How do I pronounce "xiaolin" ?

ziaolin

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

How do I pronounce "xiaolin" ?

shee-ow lin

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Ophir
Most likely a man. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Hmmm, roofied and cornholed by a chinese transvestite. Not only would I be OT member of the year, my therapy bills would be catastrophic!

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

How do I pronounce "xiaolin" ?

shaolin like shaolin soccer

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

How do I pronounce "xiaolin" ?

shee-ow lin

K. Thanks.

 

[konichiwa]

SHAOLIN

she knows kung fu

watch out

 

[DAGTA]

Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

 

[silverpig]

The husband is a ninja and will go crazy on your ass.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

 

[iwearnosox]

Ok, game on. Meeting at 11:30.

I don't have evil intentions actually- I bet I wind up asking her wtf she's doing catting around. Unless she says he's abusive or something this really doesn't fly with me. I do like the thought of meeting and seeing what's up though.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

That's fine that things are ok between you and your girlfriend, but do you think the husband of this woman is in a similar situation with his wife? Odds are 'no'.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

That's fine that things are ok between you and your girlfriend, but do you think the husband of this woman is in a similar situation with his wife? Odds are 'no'.

I'd agree. I don't need to get laid, she's lucky she picked me. I'll give her some therapy and send her on her way, most likely.

 

[Ferocious]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

That's fine that things are ok between you and your girlfriend, but do you think the husband of this woman is in a similar situation with his wife? Odds are 'no'.

I'd agree. I don't need to get laid, she's lucky she picked me. I'll give her some therapy and send her on her way, most likely.

or perhaps unlucky.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Ferocious

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

That's fine that things are ok between you and your girlfriend, but do you think the husband of this woman is in a similar situation with his wife? Odds are 'no'.

I'd agree. I don't need to get laid, she's lucky she picked me. I'll give her some therapy and send her on her way, most likely.

or perhaps unlucky.

If this was a booty call and that's her intention, then yeah. But she said it wasn't. Anyhoo I'm off to meet her, ninja style.