So a married chinese woman replied to my yahoo personals ad..

[OutHouse]

UPDATE!!! DONT SPIDER US!!!

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: Citrix
UPDATE!!! DONT SPIDER US!!!

he did update, but not where you think you want to see the update.

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
No pics. Deal with it.

Just dropped her off at her car. She says their marriage is one of convenience and that her husband is aware of her "dating" and he does the same. She was a fun one nighter but I think we both knew it wasn't going to be more than that.

 

[LordSnailz]

No crazy details on how good/bda she was in bed? At least make it up!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Meh, I call shens on the whole thing. Poorly contrived.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

This is incredibly disappointing.

 

[casper114]

SHENS, and by the way OP don't post if it's going to SUCK!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

roflmao @ replies @ thread.


so ya, more details/pics GRR!

 

[funboy6942]

Well since she openly said she sleeps around I hope you wore tripple protection.
Sticking your unprotected member into a home wrecker is sure to give you and your pecker something to remember.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: funboy42
Well since she openly said she sleeps around I hope you wore tripple protection.
Sticking your unprotected member into a home wrecker is sure to give you and your pecker something to remember.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: funboy42
Well since she openly said she sleeps around I hope you wore tripple protection.
Sticking your unprotected member into a home wrecker is sure to give you and your pecker something to remember.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said listen up fellas, come over here, bust it
They said did you get it? I said yeah, they said how was it?
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said good night
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said mama mia!
I?m a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn?t wait to rock her world
I said hey good looking, what you got cooking?
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend dave
Calls her mrs. microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor?s office, I said what have I got?
He said turn around boy and take this shot
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what?
Ain?t nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
Have it your way, if that?s your choice
And I?ll put it down if you want me to put it
But don?t blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won?t be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said next time I?ll use some protection
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I?m walking in the other direction
Cause I don?t wanna do the sick sick dance
So I?m keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I?ll make her go see the doctor

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: funboy42
Well since she openly said she sleeps around I hope you wore tripple protection.
Sticking your unprotected member into a home wrecker is sure to give you and your pecker something to remember.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said listen up fellas, come over here, bust it
They said did you get it? I said yeah, they said how was it?
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said good night
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said mama mia!
I?m a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn?t wait to rock her world
I said hey good looking, what you got cooking?
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend dave
Calls her mrs. microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor?s office, I said what have I got?
He said turn around boy and take this shot
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what?
Ain?t nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
Have it your way, if that?s your choice
And I?ll put it down if you want me to put it
But don?t blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won?t be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said next time I?ll use some protection
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I?m walking in the other direction
Cause I don?t wanna do the sick sick dance
So I?m keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I?ll make her go see the doctor

:Q

 

[Hammerhead]

Counfucious say: You go to jail bad boy!

Be a Man!

 

[alimoalem]

...what's the woman doing on yahoo personals....go for it!

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: alimoalem
...what's the woman doing on yahoo personals....go for it!

Wow that was late

 

[her209]

This sucks. We demand pics.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

I made her call, it's definately her. She's cute.. but she has a penis?

Damn....

:Q

 

[Megatomic]

I'm severely disappointed with the OP. He clearly had pics, or at least A pic, from when they were exchanging messages last night. He could have at least posted one of them...

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Just remember: if you mess around with married women while you are single, you really have no right to whine about your future wife messing around with other men when you are married to her.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but we're in an open relationship. She'd probably find it amusing if I shagged this woman. I know, we're pretty warped.

sounds like a good relationship. :thumbsup:

 

[billandopus]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: funboy42
Well since she openly said she sleeps around I hope you wore tripple protection.
Sticking your unprotected member into a home wrecker is sure to give you and your pecker something to remember.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said listen up fellas, come over here, bust it
They said did you get it? I said yeah, they said how was it?
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said good night
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said mama mia!
I?m a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn?t wait to rock her world
I said hey good looking, what you got cooking?
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend dave
Calls her mrs. microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor?s office, I said what have I got?
He said turn around boy and take this shot
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what?
Ain?t nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
Have it your way, if that?s your choice
And I?ll put it down if you want me to put it
But don?t blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won?t be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said next time I?ll use some protection
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I?m walking in the other direction
Cause I don?t wanna do the sick sick dance
So I?m keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I?ll make her go see the doctor

:Q

Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor" Old school rap ~ 1987? '88? Something like that.

Very appropriate lyrics. Thumbs up to the one that posted this.

 

[funboy6942]

I couldnt pass it up with all the talk about whoring around it was the first song that poped in my head that fit this, and it was 1986. Most here were in diapers or a gleam in daddys eye.

 

[maximus maximus]

I demand updates... :|

 

[akubi]

TTIWWP

 

[MrDudeMan]

dude what a weak ending to the story

finish him!!!!

 

[classy]

Originally posted by: Ophir
Most likely a man. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

LOL