We will rush your FREE Bean Bag Hound to you in 2-4 weeks.
I thought that was kinda funny... 2-4 weeks huh? Damn... that's fast! hehe... j/k. Thanks jokersmoker, you always find the best free stuff.
(Note: For those of you who didn't understand my sarcasm, I'm not b*tching, just thought it was funny how they would write "rush" for taking 2-4 weeks to ship an item.)