I imagine they didn't(still don't?) know exactly how it happened. Assuming that, a basic understanding of English(this is an English based forum) will tell you what's up, and what they know. For the slow amongst us, I'll help out. This time the service is free, next time I'll require Paypal donations ;^)...
Hi lxskllr, This is me, your name will be here
Folks, and folkettes (both of you) we were the victims of a serious forum breach early this morning, possibly from aliens, we're not sure. We got haxxored/somebody did naughty things with resources they weren't authorized to use
Our field hospitals are littered with the horribly wounded and the merely annoyed, their blood curdling complaints chilling us all. It's a pain in the ass, but we have a bunch of people working on it
We will fight on the beaches, and in the hills and sub-forums, so that our valor or at least our sheer stubbornness will be long cherished and dearly remembered. we'll keep at until we find out how it happened, and it will be fixed
For as long as the English language is misused men will say, "This was their finest hour ... sort of." Most of you ingrates will appreciate the work once everything's working securely and smoothly
See? It really isn't that difficult