That's just crazy talk! Real Americans know Gut Instinct wins out over "facts" and "sense" every time!
If I'd listened to nonsense like that, I'd have all my stock money in index funds and ETFs, and I'd have enough spare money to buy toys for children's hospitals every Christmas!
Stay the course Red Squirrel! Get rich quick!!
Haha, I waited until I was in my 40's to take that advice. Wish I had started a long time before then.