So I didn't think that it was possible to crush an egg with your hands

[TallBill]

It is

And no I didn't cheat and "poke" a finger into the side. Egg everywhere

 

[Crusty]

How could it not be possible!? :Q

 

[Baked]

Did you reach in? Did it move?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Crusty
How could it not be possible!? :Q

Something about the shape of a spherical object and surface area/tension or something. Apparently my grip strength was enough. I was dying laughing, it came flying out in all directions.

 

[Mo0o]

If that were the case wouldn't we just make submarines the shape of eggs

 

[newb111]

From what I remember, it's supposed to be you can't crush it with a finger on both ends. But I doubt that's true.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: newb111
From what I remember, it's supposed to be you can't crush it with a finger on both ends. But I doubt that's true.

I'd believe that one. Not gonna try it tho. 1 egg explosion is enough.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You cheated, end of story.

 

[cKGunslinger]

I couldn't do it.
My son couldn't do it.
3 days later after we tried, I told my wife it was impossible, but she thought it was a trick. I showed her I couldn't break it. She tried and I spent 20 minutes cleaning up egg from the ceiling and floor.

 

[Colt45]

cheater

 

[Howard]

There's a trick to it.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: Howard
There's a trick to it.

I hear that all the time having sex.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I couldn't do it.
My son couldn't do it.
3 days later after we tried, I told my wife it was impossible, but she thought it was a trick. I showed her I couldn't break it. She tried and I spent 20 minutes cleaning up egg from the ceiling and floor.

Sounds like a good trick.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

What gives you that idea?

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

No, but I bet you it's impossible to crack an egg by smashing it against your forehead.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Home alone, my parents are out of town, there's eggs in the fridge...

Very tempting.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: newb111
From what I remember, it's supposed to be you can't crush it with a finger on both ends. But I doubt that's true.

yeah, that's the one. crushing the sides, of course it will shatter. The awesomeness and strength of an egg lies in the integrity created by the top and bottom.

 

[Jeff7]

You likely didn't apply perfectly even pressure on all sides, as your fingers don't have perfectly round contours.

 

[dguy6789]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
You likely didn't apply perfectly even pressure on all sides, as your fingers don't have perfectly round contours.

This.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

No, but I bet you it's impossible to crack an egg by smashing it against your forehead with a sledgehammer

Fixed.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I think it works better if you wrap your fingers around it as completely as possible and squeeze with your whole hand. If you just press it against your palm with the tips of your fingers it breaks easily. You have to make it so that the force is distributed evenly.

 

[Paratus]

I believe it's: 'you can't break an egg by putting a half dozen in your pants an sitting on them.'

If you don't believe me try it.

 

[abaez]

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[TallBill]

Originally posted by: abaez
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Haha, that's about what it looked like