So I didn't think that it was possible to crush an egg with your hands

[Corporate Thug]

maybe it had a hairline crack in it?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

No, but I bet you it's impossible to crack an egg by smashing it against your forehead.

That actually is true. Mythbusters did a show on it, you cannot break an egg by smashing it against your forehead. I defy anyone to prove me wrong!!!

 

[her209]

I think its supposed to be hard-boiled first.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

No, but I bet you it's impossible to crack an egg by smashing it against your balls with a sledgehammer

Fixed.

Fixed again.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: abaez
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oh god.

you people need to leave your balls the hell alone:|

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Are you fuckers just trying to get me covered in egg?

No, but I bet you it's impossible to crack an egg by smashing it against your balls with a sledgehammer

Fixed.

Fixed again.

Dont you take my perfect comeback and mess it up by bringing his saggy little balls into the equation.

 

[Quasmo]

You cant break it legth wise, you can break it horizontally.

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: TallBill
It is

And no I didn't cheat and "poke" a finger into the side. Egg everywhere

Holy shit. I did the same thing with one of my exes like 4 years back. I was like did you know you can't break an egg with your hand? *Squeeze top and bottom* crack!!

Haha, I felt like a tool.

 

[captains]

i remember doin something like this in science class years ago. i forgot what the deal was but it was in a zip lock bag and i remember being aloud to only use one hand and it wouldnt break, i dont think it had to do with top bottom stuff