So, I get this rude message....

[KidNiki1]

I wish this was something I could reasonably put into practice.

we just need to GoGirl!

hahaha

 

[sixone]

Stand close...no, closer...closer....just like that.:sneaky:

It's raining!

 

[sixone]

we just need to GoGirl!

hahaha

Wow, those are kind of expensive. Would be well worth it, tho.

 

[rudeguy]

Wow, those are kind of expensive. Would be well worth it, tho.

You may be interested in a whizzinator

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspx


(I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis" on my work computer. WHAT!

 

[highland145]

You may be interested in a whizzinator

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspx


(I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis" on my work computer. WHAT!

Appropriate.

 

[sixone]

You may be interested in a whizzinator

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspx


(I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis" on my work computer. WHAT!

And I just clicked that link on my work computer.

 

[zinfamous]

Hey rudeguy,

why did I just get an email from IT asking me why I was visiting a prosthetic penis website?

 

[highland145]

Hey rudeguy,

why did I just get an email from IT asking me why I was visiting a prosthetic penis website?

Busted.

Tell 'em it's research.

 

[rudeguy]

Hey rudeguy,

why did I just get an email from IT asking me why I was visiting a prosthetic penis website?

just tell them you couldn't reach yours.

 

[zinfamous]

just tell them you couldn't reach yours.

OK, now they've created a ticket to schedule a time to come by and fix my problem.

should I be concerned?

:hmm:

 

[rudeguy]

OK, now they've created a ticket to schedule a time to come by and fix my problem.

should I be concerned?

:hmm:

I just walked into IT to bug them. They were formatting yet another virus ridden computer and I made a joke about "what are these people doing on their computers?"

Then of course I had to tell them that I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis".

 

[Perknose]

Challenge this person to fisticuffs. Use that exact terminology.

Warn him that you were "quite the pugilist" in prep school!

 

[Exterous]

OK, now they've created a ticket to schedule a time to come by and fix my problem.

should I be concerned?

:hmm:

Only if they bring a syringe and a set of jumper cables

I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis" on my work computer. WHAT!

Wouldn't want today to be different than any other day

 

[highland145]

I just walked into IT to bug them. They were formatting yet another virus ridden computer and I made a joke about "what are these people doing on their computers?"

Then of course I had to tell them that I just searched for "prosthetic drug test penis".

Warn him that you were "quite the pugilist" in prep school!

Looking might dapper, Perk.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Hey rudeguy,

why did I just get an email from IT asking me why I was visiting a prosthetic penis website?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

reminiscing, if you're old enough.

 

[rudeguy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

reminiscing, if you're old enough.

Yes!

You win the internet today.

 

[rudeguy]

.

I mess with the IT folks a bit too much. Last week the server went down. Half the office lost internet and printing, the whole country lost access to the network drives. Of course the IT manager was in the middle of moving into his new house, so it was just the young IT guy who is completely scared of the server.

So what do i do to help? I send him this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU

 

[highland145]

Yes!

You win the internet today.

NO, I own the internets.

I mess with the IT folks a bit too much. Last week the server went down. Half the office lost internet and printing, the whole country lost access to the network drives. Of course the IT manager was in the middle of moving into his new house, so it was just the young IT guy who is completely scared of the server.

So what do i do to help? I send him this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU

1 upped.

 

[Attic]

wouldn't be complaining if it was a rude massage.

 

[highland145]

wouldn't be complaining if it was a rude massage.

Think that was page 2. Nice warm oil, nekked, BAM, up the butt...

You still happy?