So, I got into a fight yesterday. What now?

Interesting post Aimster.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Someone is going to get hurt one day posting threads like these...

I can just see it now, someone posts a thread like this and says they got hit in the side of the head pretty good and have a bruise

someone asks for pics

person panicks, whacks there head against a table to get a bruise and posts a pic, just for the sake of trying to prove they aren't a liar

Then the dumbass in question dies, gene pool is a little cleaner, thread locked, peasants rejoice.

- M4H

darwin award?

oh, and kick his @ss seabass!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: NightRaven


Any advice?

Yeah. Grow up and stop getting into fights.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: NightRaven


Any advice?

Stop Posting Bullsh!t

 

[oLLie]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
OK, I've been in your situation, here's what you have to do. First, get the hell out of Dodge, get as far away from there as you can. This guy will be looking for you and he WILL find you. Go somewhere that he won't think to find you, like Mexico. Then, change your name, nothing fancy, just call yourself Senior Cabesa de Hambergesa, and blend in with the locals. Get a job, stay out of site, don't do anything stupid to give your location away (like using the internet). After exactly 5 years, sneak back into town and see if he's still around, If he is, RUN! Try Canada this time. Eventually he won't be there, and you can go on with your life. Good luck!

Pretty funny.

I was LOL at "senior" and the rest of the name.


*edit* at first I thought he threw rocks at your car while driving by. But now it seems that some rocks just inadvertently flew off the road and hit your car (if this is true they must have been small rocks). Totally changes my opinion of this whole story.

 

[Turkish]

How do you know the guy did it on purpose?

Maybe he didn't see the rocks on the road. Around here, I don't watch for rocks on the road because I have never seen any.

Take some pictures of your car, and let us see the dents. Then, you'll have a little chance for us to believe you.

 

[z0mb13]

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[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: Xiety
How do you know the guy did it on purpose?

Maybe he didn't see the rocks on the road. Around here, I don't watch for rocks on the road because I have never seen any.

Take some pictures of your car, and let us see the dents. Then, you'll have a little chance for us to believe you.

The guy was driving at very high speeds down a short dirt road coming out of a cemetary. He was obviously driving maliciously... Its not like he just drove by. He was show boating. Everyone else on the court took notice and was shouting at the guy. There were atleast 6 cars that got hit.

 

[Cooljt1]

so when this guy came up to you. did you just beat him down or did you talk first?

 

[freegeeks]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
NightRaven

- M4H

LOL

you're already using Czar's link from yesterday

 

[PatboyX]

what kind of a man are you?
you should have castrated him with your teeth and taken his woman as your own.

im not saying your lying but a good story is not when you kicked someones ass. the best stories are always times when the teller got the crapped kick out of him. thats comedy.

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so when this guy came up to you. did you just beat him down or did you talk first?

He approached me quickly calling me an 'asshole', and I said "Who the fXck are you drive like that! You spit rocks at my car!". He came after me, and I did my thing...

 

[freegeeks]

did you use some badass kung-fu moves against him

 

[Cooljt1]

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so when this guy came up to you. did you just beat him down or did you talk first?

He approached me quickly calling me an 'asshole', and I said "Who the fXck are you drive like that! You spit rocks at my car!".

and then you hit him? or he hit you?

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so when this guy came up to you. did you just beat him down or did you talk first?

He approached me quickly calling me an 'asshole', and I said "Who the fXck are you drive like that! You spit rocks at my car!".

and then you hit him? or he hit you?

He got in close and tried to grapple. I hit him squarely in chest, which knocked him back. Thats when he decked me. Then I went in low, caught his knee, pushed him down on his back and got on top of him hitting him in the face. I didnt know I could do that...

I have been in fights before, but they were always even scores with no damage done either way.

 

[Cooljt1]

and my conclusion is that.....both of you are dumbasses

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
and my conclusion is that.....both of you are dumbasses

Gee, I should have guessed...

Yeah, I probably shouldnt have done anything in the first place. I wish I didnt...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: NightRaven

You spit rocks at my car!". He came after me, and I did my thing...

Wow the dude can spit rocks? That sounds like one tough Hombre to me. I wonder if he could sh!t boulders and fart thunder too!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so when this guy came up to you. did you just beat him down or did you talk first?

He approached me quickly calling me an 'asshole', and I said "Who the fXck are you drive like that! You spit rocks at my car!".

and then you hit him? or he hit you?

I think that's when he whipped out his huge e-penis and beat the guy half to death with it. Would also explain why the hot g/f was crying.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: freegeeks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
NightRaven

- M4H

LOL

you're already using Czar's link from yesterday

Believe me, my usage/whoring of those pics far predates yesterday.

- M4H

 

[Nocturnal]

1. You openly admitted to pounding this guy on a public forum. Say hello to Bubba for me.

2. You're probably lying so I guess #1 doesn't matter anymore.

 

[fjorner]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Don't you ever get tired of making up stories?

Anonymity breeds stupidity.

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: fjorner

Originally posted by: Fausto
Don't you ever get tired of making up stories?

Anonymity breeds stupidity.

Nice to see more of you pricks jumping on the bandwagon.... It's just so easy to do...

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
I can understand him... some of these little punks have little respect for others, then they decide they are going to gang up on someone because they can't take care of anything themselves.

Probably a bad idea to throw something at his truck, but sometimes people need to be taught a lesson.

This is why he wrote this thread.... because he expected people to "know similar punks like that who have no respect", and brand him a hero for doing what others wish someone would do.

The fact is, the guy probably did spray his car with pebbles, but he probably didnt do jack about it, and decided to make up a story.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
I can understand him... some of these little punks have little respect for others, then they decide they are going to gang up on someone because they can't take care of anything themselves.

Probably a bad idea to throw something at his truck, but sometimes people need to be taught a lesson.

This is why he wrote this thread.... because he expected people to "know similar punks like that who have no respect", and brand him a hero for doing what others wish someone would do.

The fact is, the guy probably did spray his car with pebbles, but he probably didnt do jack about it, and decided to make up a story.

"Burning with impotent rage, our protagonist reached for his keyboard......"