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Originally posted by: vi edit
Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
HOA is... what??
Besides a flipping racket?
It's Home Owners Association fees. In some places it's a pretty modest fee (like $40-$100) that covers things like trash removal, snow removal, lawn mowing around the place, and outside repairs to the condo.
I would hope that $850 A FREAKING MONTH includes a pool with a swim up bar that has model quality topless women serving you free unlimited drinks and complimentary suntan lotion application by said topless women.
Most likely a rooftop pool, doorman, gym, maybe a few other amenities depending on the facility. For the 1k+ ones possibly a full time spa.