So i have to dress up as a pirate on a cruise ship

[brainhulk]

Taking my son next week and there is a pirate night on one of the days in port.

I was thinking of dressing both of us up as Somali pirates, but the look isn't that pirate looking...

What other types of pirates can you guys think of for us?

 

[WelshBloke]

*paging Shortylickens* *paging ShortyLickens*

 

[Sonikku]

You're welcome.

 

[sdifox]

 

[Azraele]

How about one of the undead pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

[Exterous]

You could not shower or otherwise groom yourself for a week and carry around a NAS you say has John Wick 3 on it

 

[sdifox]

Oh oh get a fake parrot to perch on your long coat and playback "I have measles" in fake parrot voice.

 

[brainhulk]

Oh oh get a fake parrot to perch on your long coat and playback "I have measles" in fake parrot voice.

I think we will still do the Somali pirate, but have the shoulder parrot say "i have ebola" in a fake parrot voice.

 

[BurnItDwn]

New Orleans style pirates wear ... fancy feather hats apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte

 

[snoopy7548]

 

[dainthomas]

Wear a Napster t-shirt.

 

[Red Squirrel]

When and where is this cruise, and anyone know where I can rent a motor boat?

Sounds like a good day to be a real pirate and just fit in. ARRRRR! Can call me captain red beard.

 

[blankslate]

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Somehow I don't think the request was for

Spoiler

BUTT

Pirate.

just saying....

spoiler tag for NSFW.

 

[Mayne]

please don't do the somali pirate thing...it reminds me of black face.

 

[highland145]

please don't do the somali pirate thing...it reminds me of black face.

Triggered?

 

[Mayne]

a little bit

 

[highland145]

Pretty sure you have something that will help with that.

 

[Mayne]

buy a hook and peg leg and silly pirate hat. no need to get all dressed up as a 110 pound black somali pirate

 

[highland145]

dressed up as a 110 pound black somali pirate


An unsuccessful Somali pirate...hell, no. A 220lb, gold toothed Somali pirate.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Some tall boots with pants tucked in. Do rag or fanceh hat. Longsleeved shirt/coat with flared sleeves and open neck. Waistband (improvised) with a couple pistols thrust into it.

 

[snoopy7548]

How about a sexy pirate?

 

[Humpy]

Somehow I don't think the request was for

Spoiler

BUTT

Pirate.

just saying....

spoiler tag for NSFW.

Butt Pirate is the only possible answer.

 

[thebestMAX]

Just hang a ships wheel over your crotch.

 

[ctbaars]