Gonna try to keep it short through cliff style.
1. I'm Asian male in mid 20's.
2. Last year, I hook up with a white woman in her mid 30's.
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6. Baby already 6 months old and abortion is not an option.
7. We agree on adoption.
8. She changes her mind as baby comes out.
9. She and I remain friends as she takes care of the baby.
10. I finally grow the balls to tell my parents about the baby today.
11. My mom has panic attack and curses at me.
12. Parents are furious about the fact that I'm not married, she's white, she's much older, she had cancer and so on.
13. I feel crappy now.
This is a serious issue for me so I ask you guys to keep it civil.
Please do all of us a favor and save the, "OMG EPIC, popcorn + lawn chair, FAIL, pics!!... etc."