Gonna try to keep it short through cliff style.
1. I'm Asian male in mid 20's.
2. Last year, I hook up with a white woman in her mid 30's.
3. She gets stage 2 stomach cancer.
Not feeling crappy yet.
4. She goes through radiation therapy and gets surgery.
Not feeling crappy yet.
5. After the surgery, she gets scanned and they find a baby in her uterus.
Not feeling crappy yet.
6. Baby already 6 months old and abortion is not an option.
Not feeling crappy yet.
7. We agree on adoption.
Not feeling crappy yet.
8. She changes her mind as baby comes out.
Not feeling crappy yet.
9. She and I remain friends as she takes care of the baby.
Not feeling crappy yet.
10. I finally grow the balls to tell my parents about the baby today.
Not feeling crappy yet.
11. My mom has panic attack and curses at me.
Starting to feel a wee crappy.
12. Parents are furious about the fact that I'm not married, she's white, she's much older, she had cancer and so on.
13. I feel crappy now.
Only NOW you feel crappy?
What do you want from us?
Toilet paper, sympathy, schematics for a time machine, good daycare suggestions, help putting a hit out on your mom, obvious advice on what not to do next time . . . what is it you want from ATOT?
Btw, this, "she gets scanned and they find a baby in her uterus" is just so
warmly put, Dad! You don't even say whether you had a son or a daughter. People refer to their cars in more personal terms.
Why else would a young man hook up with a older woman?
Gee, Dad, tell me again how you met Mom!