So, i just told my parents about my 4 months old son

[TheMouse]

how did yo meet the mama?

 

[zinfamous]

Not for his sake, for the child's.

If this is at all true, it sounds like a clear case of malpractice.

the only possibility of truth in the situation as described by the OP is that the girl is obviously lying in order to exploit the OP into support.

But even I am not cynical enough to believe that a human--yes, even a woman! :sneaky:--would be so dastardly as to lie about cancer to create this situation.

 

[SleepWhere]

how did yo meet the mama?

I met her on e-harmony

jus kidding. we met through a mutual friend

 

[moshquerade]

I met her on e-harmony

jus kidding. we met through a mutual friend

I might've missed your answer...

So, you live at home with your parents? Where do she and the baby live?

 

[JS80]

Not for his sake, for the child's.

If this is at all true, it sounds like a clear case of malpractice.

how was babby harmed?

 

[SleepWhere]

I might've missed your answer...

So, you live at home with your parents? Where do she and the baby live?

at her home.

 

[moshquerade]

at her home.

Do you love her?

 

[SleepWhere]

Do you love her?

i love her but not in the romantic way.

i love both of them very much. i only wish them to be healthy and happy.

 

[GundamW]

Absolutely yes. We have become a pessimistic bunch.

edit: A judge can rule the OP to pay child support without any real evidence? Don't they need DNA tests for that?

SleepWhere, how positive are you the baby is yours? Is there a possibility there could be another father?

Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Jerry: SleepWhere, I would like you to meet someone....
Jerry: Come on out, Bob .....

 

[jeanclaude]

i love her but not in the romantic way.
i love both of them very much. i only wish them to be healthy and happy.

"i love her but not in the romantic way"

The line that everyone loves to hear!! OP you just keep on delivering the FAIL. Fantastic work.

 

[JS80]

i love her but not in the romantic way.

i love both of them very much. i only wish them to be healthy and happy.

Is she hot? scale of 1-10?

 

[Babbles]

i love her but not in the romantic way.

i love both of them very much. i only wish them to be healthy and happy.

Is this like the high school awkward, "I love you but I'm not in love with you" crap?

 

[The_Dude8]

Sleepwhere, who is paying for your baby mamma cancer treatment?

 

[SleepWhere]

Is this like the high school awkward, "I love you but I'm not in love with you" crap?

i love her just like i love you all in this forum.

there's a saying, "to understand it all is to forgive it all."

you judge others just as harshly you judge yourself.

i only have sympathy for all the people putting nasty comments here because i know that that is how they talk to themselves as well.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Na you did-int.

 

[SleepWhere]

Sleepwhere, who is paying for your baby mamma cancer treatment?

her insurance.

 

[SP33Demon]

her insurance.

So, what's stopping you from getting a copy of the bill and posting it here?

 

[SleepWhere]

So, what's stopping you from getting a copy of the bill and posting it here?

why would i have her bills? we're not even married or anything.

 

[SP33Demon]

why would i have her bills? we're not even married or anything.

I'm sure she'd let you borrow it.

 

[Arik5405]

OP just provide some fucking proof or be gone TROLL! You seriously do not have any pictures with your kid or anything else that will help convince people you are telling the truth??

We are almost 300 posts into this nonsense you haven't provided one shred of proof.

 

[zinfamous]

i love her just like i love you all in this forum.

what a fucking pathetic comment, if you truly believe that.

oh wait, never-mind. You'se just a'trollin!

 

[SleepWhere]

I'm sure she'd let you borrow it.

"hey, can i borrow you bills?"
"why?"
"so i can scan it to clear my name of trolling on some internet forum."
".........."

 

[Arik5405]

"hey, can i borrow you bills?"
"why?"
"so i can scan it to clear my name of trolling on some internet forum."
".........."

Exactly.

 

[SleepWhere]

lol this is just too funny. im going to put up a poll.

 

[Arik5405]

lol this is just too funny. im going to put up a poll.

Now that the troll set up a poll it's official, he's lying and suckered us into posting 300 times in his troll thread. Congrats OP, now fuck off.