So I met this girl on myspace! She's coming over in a few...

[Accipiter22]

wish me luck! We've been talking all week, she seems decent...let's see how this goes!

 

[ViviTheMage]

boo

 

[Ricemarine]

Fat chick pretending to be celeb?. Ya?

 

[MikeMike]

ummm..

prolly 150lbs more than the other one

ever heard of leaving the house?

 

[neonerd]

Is she eastern European?

 

[GML3G0]

Re--

:sigh;

 

[LookingGlass]

Meet her at the door, see how it goes, then slam it in his/her face, if it does not workout.

 

[myjaja]

HAHAHA

I led you in to my trap. It was me the whole time. muhahaha

 

[Wonderful Pork]

one of my friends had a chick contact him over myspace. The next day he ranted for atleast 1 hour how bad his 30 minute date was. I laughed at him.

 

[Skeeedunt]

didn't this just happen?

 

[Fritzo]

DING-DONG

:pens door::

'Hi....I'm Frank! We's wuz talkin' on dat My-Space thing. It's hard ta find a guy dat likes fat 45 year old bald guys that pretends they's hot girls. Where's da beer?"

 

[Eeezee]

3:1 odds that she has a penis

 

[Adica]

c'mon, let's see some pics!

 

[schneiderguy]

its a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :Q

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
3:1 odds that she has a penis

2:1 odds that she's over 150 lbs.

 

[Ophir]

Watch out for your cornhole, man

 

[Kyanzes]

What could you lose? (Aside from your virginity?)

 

[j00fek]

lol myspace hook ups

 

[aswedc]

What, 285 posts in the last thread wasn't enough for you?

 

[compuwiz1]

Please let us know how big the adam's apple is, and whether he has a beard.

Either that, or let us know how you handled the 400lb. heifer. L

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Stone Philips and the camera crew will be right over

 

[Atheus]

I predict this thread will have 54 posts, and contain the words 'pics' and 'shens'.

 

[aux]

stop posting

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: aux
stop posting

no

 

[Kyanzes]

No probs until you hear her husband Bruno knocking on your door with an axe flying high on the FOTM narc.