So I think I might kill my roommate.

[xanis]

This douchebag has got me at my wits end. A rundown of some the idiocy:

- Has a stuffy nose, refuses to blow it. I've been kept awake for several hours thanks to his loud and incessant sniffling. I told him, "We have tissues you know". He replies "I know". Sits there without doing anything. :facepalm;

- Got a stomach ache the other day because he didn't eat anything at all the day before, and bitches constantly about it. When I asked him why he didn't eat anything, he said that he didn't have any money to get food. Why didn't he have money? Oh yeah, he spent it all on pot. :facepalm;

- Doesn't clean up any of his shit. I've discussed this with him on several occasions, every time it's the same: "Yeah okay I'll take care of it blah blah blah". I've tried several other approaches to getting him to do his shit, like dumping all of the crap he leaves around on his desk or in his bed. It just winds up back where it started. :facepalm;

Thank God I'm moving out in 2 months and getting a different roommate.

 

[Leros]

I don't like blowing my nose either. It just makes it worse. When its sniffy, a little bit of air gets through. After blowing it, it just becomes perfectly sealed and I get nasal pressure.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Leros
I don't like blowing my nose either. It just makes it worse. When its sniffy, a little bit of air gets through. After blowing it, it just becomes perfectly sealed and I get nasal pressure.

I understand that, but the point I'm trying to make is that he could do SOMETHING about it. For Christ's sake, NyQuil is on sale at CVS right now I think. Get some of that or some Afrin or some shit.

 

[Newbian]

If he can't pay for food then you have bigger issues when rent comes around.

 

[udonoogen]

i suggest headphones, going somewhere else, or just chilling out.

 

[BoomerD]

If you decide to kill him...be sure to post pics for us.

 

[theflyingpig]

If you do decide to kill him, please record it for me. I would very much like to watch.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
If you decide to kill him...be sure to post pics for us.

this

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Xanis
This douchebag has got me at my wits end. A rundown of some the idiocy:

Idiots are everywhere...

- Has a stuffy nose, refuses to blow it. I've been kept awake for several hours thanks to his loud and incessant sniffling. I told him, "We have tissues you know". He replies "I know". Sits there without doing anything. :facepalm;

Tell him while it isn't bothering him, it is bothering you. Ask him to blow it.

- Got a stomach ache the other day because he didn't eat anything at all the day before, and bitches constantly about it. When I asked him why he didn't eat anything, he said that he didn't have any money to get food. Why didn't he have money? Oh yeah, he spent it all on pot. :facepalm;

He should have planned ahead... the munchies are well known.

- Doesn't clean up any of his shit. I've discussed this with him on several occasions, every time it's the same: "Yeah okay I'll take care of it blah blah blah". I've tried several other approaches to getting him to do his shit, like dumping all of the crap he leaves around on his desk or in his bed. It just winds up back where it started. :facepalm;

Yup untidyness is perfectly legitimate grounds for murder... go ahead.

Thank God I'm moving out in 2 months and getting a different roommate.

Indeed

 

[xcript]

Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Leros
I don't like blowing my nose either. It just makes it worse. When its sniffy, a little bit of air gets through. After blowing it, it just becomes perfectly sealed and I get nasal pressure.

I understand that, but the point I'm trying to make is that he could do SOMETHING about it. For Christ's sake, NyQuil is on sale at CVS right now I think. Get some of that or some Afrin or some shit.

I usually don't blow my nose either, because it gives me a tremendous headache, for hours, which means I need to take a pain killer, and by the time that wears off, I'd need to blow my nose again... (later, rinse, repeat...)

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: BoomerD
If you decide to kill him...be sure to post pics for us.

this

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: xcript
Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

key operative: she

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: xcript
Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

:camera:

 

[spaceman]

put it to music

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: xcript
Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

:camera:

Seconded!

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: xcript
Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

:camera:

Seconded!

3rded

 

[zerogear]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
If you do decide to kill him, please record it for me. I would very much like to watch.

Snuff enthusiast?

 

[edro]

At least he hasn't molested you in your sleep.

 

[Pegun]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: xcript
Sucks to be you. I just got a new roommate and she's awesome.

key operative: she

God, I love living with women!

 

[ZzZGuy]

Am I the only one who avoids roommates like the plague because I know I will end up going to jail for murder should I ever have one?

 

[RKS]

OP, you sound like his wife.

 

[lokiju]

Roommates suck.

Go solo until you (if ever) get married.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Could be much worse.

 

[Spineshank]

Ive had 2 roommates so far in my life. 1 was kinda eh..the other (currently) is my best friend so it works out well.