So I want this girl to come visit me for a party I'm having next weekend.

[manlymatt83]

She lives far away, and WAS coming here, until her ride fell short. I Told her I'd just throw her on a train so she could make the party, but she feels "bad accepting charity". How could I make her not feel bad about it?

 

[Brackis]

By telling her that seeing her have a fun allows you to enjoy yourself more and have a good time.

 

[MournSanity]

As a counter to extremely logical and effective response that Brackis has provided, I offer a counter:

Tell her that she can make up for the ticket by sleeping with you.






Not recommended.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
She lives far away, and WAS coming here, until her ride fell short. I Told her I'd just throw her on a train so she could make the party, but she feels "bad accepting charity". How could I make her not feel bad about it?

Damnit, I was trying to let you off easy and you have to go post about it here! :|

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: MournSanity
As a counter to extremely logical and effective response that Brackis has provided, I offer a counter:

Tell her that she can make up for the ticket by sleeping with you.






recommended.

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[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: MournSanity
As a counter to extremely logical and effective response that Brackis has provided, I offer a counter:

Tell her that she can make up for the ticket by sleeping with you.






Very highly recommended.

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[LSUfan]

Tell her how you actually feel. If you just want to nail her she won't come. If you actually wan't her to be there because you want to get to know her better, tell her that.

 

[yowolabi]

Tell her it's not charity. You want her to come out so you have no problem with doing what's necessary to make it possible. Tell her that if she wanted you to visit her, and you couldn't get a ride, you would have no problem with her doing the same thing to get you there.

 

[lozina]

Simple, you just gotta have the right tool

 

[silverpig]

Sup bitch. Party?

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

tell her it's not charity as long as she puts out.

 

[JS80]

What is this "train" you speak of?

 

[manlymatt83]

oh geez...

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: JS80
What is this "train" you speak of?

Amtrak FTW.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: MournSanity
As a counter to extremely logical and effective response that Brackis has provided, I offer a counter:

Tell her that she can make up for the ticket by sleeping with you.





Don't be a pussy. Just do this.

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[wvtalbot]

Tell her the acts you want her to perform after the party are so deviant that most hookers usually charge you 10 or 20X the cost of the ticket. Your stock with her will shoot through the roof.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: wvtalbot
Tell her the acts you want her to perform after the party are so deviant that most hookers usually charge you 10 or 20X the cost of the ticket. Your stock with her will shoot through the roof.

I doubt it.