Get to the usualy campsite around 7 (we stay at the same site every other week or so), start the fire, cook dinner, then drink about 3/4 a bottle of jim beam till around 3 am.
Go pass out in tent, wake up around 6am to take a piss and i notice some pain around my ass... i think.. "wtf.. am i getting a zit on my ass or something?" I'm pretty drunk at this point so i dont think anything of it...
Wake up next day, swim in lake for a while, go to shooting range, come home, shower...
I start to investigate the pain a little... then i notice.... its a tick
ON MY FSCKING TAINT.
OH MY GOD.
WTF.
A tick has been sucking my taint for damn near a fscking day. I start to panick.. "HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET IT OFF.. I CANT EVEN SEE IT."
Wtf am i supposed to do??? I cant call my roomate in and ask him to "help me out"!
So after some serious tweezer/mirror/bleeding, i manage to get it out.
Now im drinking heavily to try and forget about it before i go tobed.
Go pass out in tent, wake up around 6am to take a piss and i notice some pain around my ass... i think.. "wtf.. am i getting a zit on my ass or something?" I'm pretty drunk at this point so i dont think anything of it...
Wake up next day, swim in lake for a while, go to shooting range, come home, shower...
I start to investigate the pain a little... then i notice.... its a tick
ON MY FSCKING TAINT.
OH MY GOD.
WTF.
A tick has been sucking my taint for damn near a fscking day. I start to panick.. "HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET IT OFF.. I CANT EVEN SEE IT."
Wtf am i supposed to do??? I cant call my roomate in and ask him to "help me out"!
So after some serious tweezer/mirror/bleeding, i manage to get it out.
Now im drinking heavily to try and forget about it before i go tobed.