So I went to Engadget show and sat next to a young guy.

[amdhunter]

He smelled like rotten onions. Jesus Hume Christ people, if you are going to leave your house, take a freaking bath. You smelled like shit.

Why would someone wear long sleeved shirts in 90 degree weather? The shit that pisses me off the most is that the people around us probably thought I was the one that stunk that bad, because I have that fat disgusting look, and he was a thin young guy.

Fuck him. I hope he Googles "Engadget Show" and sees this thread.

I did win some nice v-moda headphones though. I always seem to win things at these gatherings.

 

[SirStev0]

Maybe he ate something oniony for lunch?

 

[schneiderguy]

Aren't you Indian? The most people I encounter that have body odor problems are Indian

 

[amdhunter]

Aren't you Indian? The most people I encounter that have body odor problems are Indian

Of course I'm Indian, but I smelled freshly bathed and with a slight hint of this.

 

[amdhunter]

Maybe he ate something oniony for lunch?

He smelled like funk. I don't know how to explain it. Dude just stunk.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Of course I'm Indian, but I smelled freshly bathed and with a slight hint of this.

So you splashed some cold water on yourself? That's some expensive water there to smell like a virgin

 

[amish]

haters gonna hate...

 

[amdhunter]

So you splashed some cold water on yourself? That's some expensive water there to smell like a virgin

Women love virgins.

 

[schneiderguy]

Women love virgins.

 

[amdhunter]

My one wish in this world is to be able to have sex with that gif one day. :wub:

 

[SKORPI0]

So you splashed some cold water on yourself? That's some expensive water there to smell like a virgin

:biggrin:

 

[mmntech]

so you splashed some cold water on yourself? That's some expensive water there to smell like a trident/locut0s

fify. ^_^

 

[HeXen]

i work outside in the heat all day, so i know i stink when i need to go places right after work or during work.

 

[amdhunter]

i work outside in the heat all day, so i know i stink when i need to go places right after work or during work.

The show did start promptly at 5:50, and there were plenty of people standing in line. This might have been the case.

I was sitting in my car playing with my phone in sweet AC looking at them myself.

 

[RbSX]

He smelled like rotten onions. Jesus Hume Christ people, if you are going to leave your house, take a freaking bath. You smelled like shit.

Why would someone wear long sleeved shirts in 90 degree weather? The shit that pisses me off the most is that the people around us probably thought I was the one that stunk that bad, because I have that fat disgusting look, and he was a thin young guy.

Fuck him. I hope he Googles "Engadget Show" and sees this thread.

I did win some nice v-moda headphones though. I always seem to win things at these gatherings.

Really? C'mon shut up resident fatty troll.

 

[midwestfisherman]

Well which one was it, rotten onions or shit? There is a difference you know.

 

[amdhunter]

Really? C'mon shut up resident fatty troll.

For once I am telling the truth. The kid reeked and ruined what should have been a fun experience.

Ever been to an anime convention or comic book convention? People don't bathe, and ruin it for everyone else. If the Engadget people didn't lock the doors for an hour, I would have asked to leave.

 

[schneiderguy]

My one wish in this world is to be able to have sex with that gif one day. :wub: