So I went to my sister's workplace last night... UPDATED: PIC!!!

montypythizzle

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Pics of stripper!!!
Maybe SFW


Yeah, went to my first strip club, well topless bar. (turned 18 Tuesday.)

It was pretty awesome though, she paid for all of her friends to put their snatch in my face.
Recycled money FTW!!!!

Saw hella bitches getting their nipples sucked on and such, by the strippers.

Got two lap dances, 4 teh fr33, of course from the recycled money. (only gave me a semi though, need to get some parachute pants/shorts next time)

Saw some GILF boobs, they looked pretty good!!
Also saw some other boobs (also saw some mosquito bites but AHHHH *FAP*), along with the 2 girls that came with us!!! (sister not included in those 2.... sick fucks)

Some butch girl got her boobs sucked too, I have to admit she had nice bewbz though.

Some ~65 year old guy tried to do a full monty but he was dealt with and was reprimanded, and stayed.

It was weird though my sister's friends rubbing their junk in my face, but it was GREAT!! except it will be awkward talking to them again.....

Got depressed when I thought about not taking one of them home....


OOO, then at the Steak n' Shake on the way home we met this weird couple, one lady was mentally disabled I believe and some weird guy (he could get better poontang though..) with some young 16 month old kid.

Of course we thought they kidnapped the kid, and we secretly took pictures of them, just in case...

My sister was too drunk so we could not get any money from her because she passed out in the SnS, so the guy paid the rest we couldn't pay for. I got the make and model of their car along with the name on the check (the name was we could maybe research them and give them their money back)....


Cliffs:
-First strip club experience
-Free with sister's recycled money
-Saw hella boobs and got faces full of snatch
-Awesome experience
-Meet weird fuckers in Steak n' Shake


KTHX.
 

bigrash

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Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
You turned 18? The way you type makes you look like you're 12.

Sorry, those are just brain farts.

your whole life is a brain fart?

oh, and is your sis a striper or does she work at SnS?
 

montypythizzle

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She does strip there, but any girl besides Jessica Alba isn't hot to you guys.

Why would you ask if she worked at SnS? She passed out at SnS...
SnS /= strip club.
 

GoingUp

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Why would you goto a place to watch your sister strip? You've got some serious problems.
 

Sphexi

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I really wish condoms had been more popular about, oh, 18 years ago.
 

montypythizzle

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Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: alien42
Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
Anddd hereeeeeee's Monty.

whoa, he does look like his avatar

Was about to say that but didn't want to be rude. Thanks for being my scapegoat

She looks, WAYYY different than me, almost like we got different fathers.
I also look a bit different than that pic, that pic is almost a year old, time for new pics!!

Thanks for the research BT

I like how the stars went down after realizing the only pics you would get are of me.
 
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