Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Why would you goto a place to watch your sister strip? You've got some serious problems.
My first thought...
Wow, lrn2reed.
She works there, she WAS NOT!!! working that night.
Wow, reading comprehension FTL...
I'm sorry...your SISTER is a STRIPPER and you went to the place she normally takes her clothes off at. That's pretty creepy to me.
Well, it is about as creepy as when you go to the hospital, how many patients there have died there...
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
fwiw - I don't see the problem of his sister taking her little bro to see strippers now that's he's 18.
The problem is that he should be getting in with his sister's friends and getting some(wearing triple condoms).
Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: Dirigible
Originally posted by: gwlam12
Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
Originally posted by: binister
Are you from Bakersfield, CA?
Nobody outside of Bakersfield, CA says 'hella'... Well maybe Fresno... You from Fresno?
I believe rural Illinois.
A lot of people from the Bay say 'hella'.
I'm born and raised in Oakland, and still live here. I hella say hella, and have for as long as I can remember.
Hella.
That doesn't change the fact that this thread is severely lacking in the pics department.
I live in Canada, and we say hella.
Originally posted by: Canai
wow page three and no pics. OP fails at ATOT.
Originally posted by: ScottFern
You should of at least finger banged one of them! You let us all down!
Originally posted by: CPA
dude, get a fucking haircut, you emo, likes-to-watch-his-sister strip dork.
Happy Bday
Originally posted by: thepd7
Someone needs to find out which city he lives in then we will go around to all the strip clubs with pics printed out of him asking strippers if that's their brother. Then we will pay her a lot of money to...hang out...with us.
Who's in?
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Why would you goto a place to watch your sister strip? You've got some serious problems.
My first thought...
Wow, lrn2reed.
She works there, she WAS NOT!!! working that night.
Wow, reading comprehension FTL...
I'm sorry...your SISTER is a STRIPPER and you went to the place she normally takes her clothes off at. That's pretty creepy to me.
Well, it is about as creepy as when you go to the hospital, how many patients there have died there...
Originally posted by: thepd7
Someone needs to find out which city he lives in then we will go around to all the strip clubs with pics printed out of him asking strippers if that's their brother. Then we will pay her a lot of money to...hang out...with us.
Who's in?
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Yeah, went to my first strip club, well topless bar. (turned 18 Tuesday.)
It was pretty awesome though, she paid for all of her friends to put their snatch in my face.
Recycled money FTW!!!!
Saw hella bitches getting their nipples sucked on and such, by the strippers.
Got two lap dances, 4 teh fr33, of course from the recycled money. (only gave me a semi though, need to get some parachute pants/shorts next time)
Saw some GILF boobs, they looked pretty good!!
Also saw some other boobs (also saw some mosquito bites but AHHHH *FAP*), along with the 2 girls that came with us!!! (sister not included in those 2.... sick fucks)
Some butch girl got her boobs sucked too, I have to admit she had nice bewbz though.
Some ~65 year old guy tried to do a full monty but he was dealt with and was reprimanded, and stayed.
It was weird though my sister's friends rubbing their junk in my face, but it was GREAT!! except it will be awkward talking to them again.....
Got depressed when I thought about not taking one of them home....
OOO, then at the Steak n' Shake on the way home we met this weird couple, one lady was mentally disabled I believe and some weird guy (he could get better poontang though..) with some young 16 month old kid.
Of course we thought they kidnapped the kid, and we secretly took pictures of them, just in case...
My sister was too drunk so we could not get any money from her because she passed out in the SnS, so the guy paid the rest we couldn't pay for. I got the make and model of their car along with the name on the check (the name was we could maybe research them and give them their money back)....
Cliffs:
-First strip club experience
-Free with sister's recycled money
-Saw hella boobs and got faces full of snatch
-Awesome experience
-Meet weird fuckers in Steak n' Shake
KTHX.
Originally posted by: Sphexi
I really wish condoms had been more popular about, oh, 18 years ago.
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
You turned 18? The way you type makes you look like you're 12.
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Canai
wow page three and no pics. OP fails at ATOT.
were you drunk when you wrote that? It was only page 2.