So if Jesus Christ returns for the second time. What miracle must he do.....

[Braznor]

............I want him to make the plane take off from a treadmill.

ATOT will demand nothing less from him.

 

[Howard]

I'd actually like to see the treadmill fly.

 

[tasmanian]

The plane does take off.

 

[yhelothar]

I'd like to see him make undeniable proof that 0.99999.... =! 1

 

[Saint Michael]

$1,000,000,000 in my account.

Edit: And he'd have to make a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it.

 

[Eeezee]

He would have to perform several miracles. How about if he takes a living dodo bird (they're extinct), fries it using only the holy spirit and then gives everyone on Earth a meal of fried dodo bird (replicating an extinct fried animal on that scale would be impossible enough that only Jesus could do it)

 

[Squisher]

I kinda liked to whole water into wine trick. Although, a nice micro-brew that wasn't too bitter would be just peachy keen by me.

 

[George P Burdell]

World peace.

 

[olds]

meh, I'll just take him at his word. Doesn't mean anything to me anyway.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Saw a woman in half.

 

[paulney]

A threesome for me.

 

[sandorski]

Take a Bong hit so big he doubts his own existence.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
The plane does take off.

So does this mean he's already back ?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: tasmanian
The plane does take off.

So does this mean he's already back ?

Yes, he's the co-pilot.

 

[0roo0roo]

fix tara reids tits.
make paris hilton not a whore.

 

[Pocatello]

First thing first, all the unbelievers will be dead.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
First thing first, all the unbelievers will be dead.

Umm - I don't think so. Last time Jesus came to serve, not be served and to save, not condemn.

 

[Ticky]

Change the fine structure consant, but only in Jersey.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
First thing first, all the unbelievers will be dead.

Do you believe enough to be saved?

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Seriously now,

If people weren't convinced when he came the first time and did his miracles back then (healing the crippled, paralyzed, deaf, mute, and the blind, feeding thousands of people by multiplying a boy's lunch, walking on water, calming storms and waves, raising people from the dead, even raising himself from the dead), people still won't be convinced through miracles alone when he returns the second time.

Luke 16:30-31 " 'No, father Abraham,' he said, `but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.' "He (Abraham) said to him, `If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.' "

The fact is that when we see a miracle, we'll simply think of a reason as to how it could've been done, as we normally do this day and age. So we should ask ourselves again: what will it really take to at least start having an open mind and investigate deeply and objectively?

 

[Gamingphreek]

This is the beauty of the word faith...

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Seriously now,

If people weren't convinced when he came the first time and did his miracles back then (healing the crippled, paralyzed, deaf, mute, and the blind, feeding thousands of people by multiplying a boy's lunch, walking on water, calming storms and waves, raising people from the dead, even raising himself from the dead), people still won't be convinced through miracles alone when he returns the second time.

Luke 16:30-31 " 'No, father Abraham,' he said, `but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.' "He (Abraham) said to him, `If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.' "

The fact is that when we see a miracle, we'll simply think of a reason as to how it could've been done, as we normally do this day and age. So we should ask ourselves again: what will it really take to at least start having an open mind and investigate deeply and objectively?

Easy. The miracle has to be repeatable under controlled laboratory conditions.

 

[summit]

McDonald's Fries for life

 

[Kadarin]

He must prove that Buckaroo Banzai was real...

 

[vhx]

Turn Jupiter into a second sun. (Points* for someone who catches the reference.)

Or turn the sun into a Red Giant. That'd sure show me.

*Points do not exist in any way, shape, or form.