So if Jesus Christ returns for the second time. What miracle must he do.....

[GagHalfrunt]

Adequately explain why he hires pedophiles to be priests. THAT would be a miracle.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: vhx
Turn Jupiter into a second sun. (Points* for someone who catches the reference.)

Or turn the sun into a Red Giant. That'd sure show me.

*Points do not exist in any way, shape, or form.

"Open the pod bay door HAL. Im sorry Dave, Im afriad i cant do that."

 

[Pacfanweb]

A good conversation with a burning bush would be enough for me.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
The Eagles have to win the Super Bowl.

That is too hard even for Jesus to pull off.

I would like him to do two things:

1. Create peace in the Middle East;
2. Remind everyone that he is Jewish and practices Judaism (though, of course, everyone is free to choose their own religion).

MotionMan

 

[ballmode]

All A/C's have no mice

 

[Jeff7]

We'll see him on late-night TV espousing the miracles of Oxy-clean.

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
A good conversation with a burning bush would be enough for me.

Smoke enough of the right drugs, and you'll think that you're having a conversation with a burning bush.

 

[thecrecarc]

Tell us what happened to that spider.

 

[BoomerD]

Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

 

[IlllI]

make my car keep up with a corvette going 140+ mph

 

[Fritzo]

Make Britney Spears be a good mom.

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Destroy organized religion.

If he does come back, this will most certainly happen.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

And less concrete in plenty of ways as well.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

And less concrete in plenty of ways as well.

Which is why it is called faith:

"Jesus said to him, 'Because you have seen Me, have you believed? Blessed are they who did not see, and yet believed.'"
-John 20:29

-Kevin

 

[JohnCU]

the cubs win the world series

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

If by concrete you mean contradictory and full of tall tales that have no basis in reality then yes, it is concrete.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
Which is why it is called faith:

"Jesus said to him, 'Because you have seen Me, have you believed? Blessed are they who did not see, and yet believed.'"
-John 20:29

-Kevin

Faith - believing completely in that for which no evidence exists.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
the cubs win the world series

That's not possible, even for Him. Championships have to be won on their own, it's a rule.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

If by concrete you mean contradictory and full of tall tales that have no basis in reality then yes, it is concrete.

Contradictory? Examples?

And tales with no basis? Once again examples?

Faith - believing completely in that for which no evidence exists.

Absolutely not-- perhaps a blind faith. The Bible has been around for thousands of years, has been torn apart inside and out and yet still stands because people cannot prove otherwise. That to me is more than enough evidence to say that I am saved...

-Kevin

 

[Duddy]

Make it daylight across the entire globe.

 

[funkymatt]

microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Do you have any proof (other than anecdotal evidence from uneducated, superstitious people) that your Jesus Christ has even been here once?

Umm, yea. Its widely acknowledged by historians and roman manuscripts that Jesus was indeed here. As for his works, that is when you have to turn to faith and the Bible-- which is, in a lot of ways, even more concrete.

-Kevin

Umm...now you're falling back on the anecdotal evidence. There's nothing that PROVES the existance of "Jesus, The Son of God" in any of that, just that a man named Jesus MAY have existed.
The rest is just fairy tales...designed to control the unlearned masses...

"Live according to these rules and you can go live with the sky-fairies when you die. If you don't, you go to an unpleasant place full of pain and misery."

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek

Faith - believing completely in that for which no evidence exists.

Absolutely not-- perhaps a blind faith. The Bible has been around for thousands of years, has been torn apart inside and out and yet still stands because people cannot prove otherwise. That to me is more than enough evidence to say that I am saved...

-Kevin

So what then do you have: is it faith, is it proof, or is it Memorex? One definition of faith is, "Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence."

So then, 7 days. 7 real days, or not? Literal or anecdotal? Yes, these have all been proven completely, that's why there's such great harmony among organized religions.

 

[meltdown75]

the return and the miracle would be one and the same

 

[SSSnail]

He MUST use a quiet lawn mower.