So if you found out your gf is having

[slackerinabox]

Rumor has it that make up sex is great.. So go for it.. Do her one last time.. DHIB if possible.. Then right after you've done the deed, dump her ass.... That would leave her all violated - the same way you must feel right now..

 

[timmyG]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Rumor has it that make up sex is great.. So go for it.. Do her one last time.. DHIB if possible.. Then right after you've done the deed, dump her ass.... That would leave her all violated - the same way you must feel right now..

+ the donkey punch = sounds like a plan

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Rumor has it that make up sex is great.. So go for it.. Do her one last time.. DHIB if possible.. Then right after you've done the deed, dump her ass.... That would leave her all violated - the same way you must feel right now..

OMG LOL

This thread is hilarious (not considering the whole cheating thing).

 

[KGB1]

Grab your twelve gauge and declare it hunting time... target = HARLOTS

ahh screwy... dude if you know for certain she's been getting it on with another guy. You shouldnt be thinking about this at all... Dump her man, like a bad habit

 

[HarryAngel]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Sorry to hear that your EX-GF is a whore. Better luck next time.

you should write for hallmark

lol

 

[ElFenix]

DHITB, then, before anything is... ummm... dry, dump her!

then do her sister, best friend, and maybe mother ITB

 

[bozack]

Dump her and then go get yourself tested for an STD ASAP

 

[n0cmonkey]

What's the big deal? It is just sex. What did you expect?

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: werk
Sleep with her sister. Fixes everything.

Just kidding. Just dump her and move on.

doing her mom gets her back worse.

Oh yeah, well doing her gran....ah nevermind!

YIKES!

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What's the big deal? It is just sex. What did you expect?

Ummmm..That's all I'll say.. Ummmm...

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Czar
first... talk to her tell her she hurt you so much and that this is something you would never do, desired results, she on a guilt trip

second... dump her

Actually this is the best idea so far.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

depends what she wants to do. If she wants to break up, then f*ck her sister. If she doesn't, you can do some pretty degrading things to her and then break up. Either way, I'd say a little revenge should make things better.

Of course you can always morph your relationship into an open one and just have casual sex with strangers, but it requires a lot of substance to be able to take that.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: Czar
first... talk to her tell her she hurt you so much and that this is something you would never do, desired results, she on a guilt trip

second... dump her

Actually this is the best idea so far.

Come on - DIHTB, THEN dump her.. And post pics too!

 

[jagr10]

Tell her you want to do it with her and have a secret cam somewhere. When she takes off her clothes you'll have it on camera. Then dump her and tell her "thanks for the souvenir". She'll never bother you again except for wanting the pics back!

 

[Trente]

Tell her you got AIDS.

 

[tnitsuj]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: werk
Sleep with her sister. Fixes everything.

Just kidding. Just dump her and move on.

doing her mom gets her back worse.

I actually did that once. the daughter 21, Mom 40...me 24..

 

[n0cmonkey]

Yeah, revenge is definitely the answer. A little revenge never hurt anyone, and makes your life so much better. Bah, live for the karma.

 

[clamum]

Bah you don't need to sink to her level by getting revenge. Dump her lame ass and move on, don't look back.

 

[Atlantean]

dump her immediately.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: SONYFX
s** with someone else, what would you do?

I mean I'm in total shock here.

Unless she's having lesbian sex with a hottie and wants to share, I say cut her loose

 

[Anubis]

tell everyone you know that shes a whore. post about it on the internet and let 100,000 more people know about it.

make a wed site. myexgfisawhore.com post pics and all the info you can about her. dont tell anyone you did this. itll take her a while to find out why every sicko in teh world is calling her

 

[MasterSamwise]

She may be a bitch, yet, some of the suggested are quite down grading and just as bad as what she did. Sometimes, an eye for an eye is not the awnser. Maybe it's enough to end the relationship and move on. Asides that tell all us Anandtechers how it goes!

MS

 

[Anubis]

actually if it was me id just bitch slap her and tell her slutty as to get the fvck out

 

[nick1985]

drop her like a bad habit

 

[isekii]

DHITB first many times over....~ Don't worry about lube and just hit it ... then let her loose