So I'm a big TOOL

[divinemartyr]

Yeah, well not really.

I am however a huge tool fan, have been listening to them for about 8 years now and they're undoubtedly my favorite group without question. I received this message tonight from a friend we all commonly refer to as Wingznut PEZ which said:



<< So, my brother used to work at the local rock radio station. He sent me this MP3, asking me if it's Tool. Sounds like it to me, but I'm not positive. I mean, if it sounds like Tool, and sucks like Tool, then it must be Tool, right? ;-) Anyway, I guess it's some song that wasn't released. I can't remember the name, though. >>



So I'm thinking hey wow, maybe this is something I haven't heard before (which I thought was pretty unlikely) but with the secrecy Tool's had over the years, it wouldn't completely surprise me. So he sends me the file asking me to see if I think it's TOOL, who better to evaluate this than me right?

Well I open it and am greeted with the following:



<< Saw her every day, never knew just what to say, she was perfect in all ways.... >>

and it continued on from there....

This was not Tool my friends, this was DEEKO - THE GIRL I COULD NEVER HAVE.

Anyhow, at the least I was owned. Best joke I've had played on me in quite a while

Even though I hate you for it PEZ, thanks for the laugh Asshole.

dm

 

[Regine]

LMAO

Deeko - AT Maynard

 

[Wingznut]

Hey, what are friends for?

And yes, as soon as the transfer was broken, I literally LOL. My wife thinks I'm strange for laughing at the PC.

 

[Napalm381]

You were 0wn3d.

 

[poop]

WAHA!!! Though sticking Deeko in a file even related to Tool is an insult to Maynard. (I just say A perfect circle in concert. Dear GOD, that man can sing)

 

[Regine]

Oh, I bet he could do so much more than sing

Now I only have to kidnap him and get rid of fiance....

 

[Napalm381]

Be careful. toolgirl is OBSESSED.

 

[Regine]

Am not!

I'm not as bad as Girlfriday.

 

[Wingznut]

See, that's the funny part. How he only heard like five seconds of the song before he knew it wasn't Tool. That song sounds just like any Tool song, if you ask me.

 

[poop]

Watch yourself there, PEZ. If you want to stay in one piece, that is. The tool obsessed chicks here could get unruly.

 

[Wingznut]

You mean unruly-er?

 

[poop]

hehe

Hey... wait... my fiancee is a big tool fan. She is rather unruly.

 

[Modeps]

bwAHhaAH

&quot;That...was...AWESOME!&quot;