So I'm going to meet with a few US Senators tommorow

[steppinthrax]

I work in DC, there will be a grip and greet tomorrow. I want to have a discussion with them, I"ve been researching one, just curious how to start the convo and everything. Especially the topic.

 

[highland145]

What topic?

And you could start with, "Yo, my bitches."

 

[steppinthrax]

What topic?

And you could start with, "Yo, my bitches."

LOL

I'm looking at their voting records now.

 

[desura]

We need to zero out aid to Israel given our huge budget deficits.

 

[highland145]

I'm looking at their voting records now.

And you'll find that they always benefit no matter which side of the isle. Damned fucks.

 

[highland145]

We need to zero out aid to Israel given our huge budget deficits.

Well thumper is an anti Semite so that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[steppinthrax]

And you'll find that they always benefit no matter which side of the isle. Damned fucks.

Well this senator is a Democrat and voted Nay for Gorsch/Sessions/Devos etc... Also pro choice. So right up my alley.

 

[desura]

Well thumper is an anti Semite so that shouldn't be a problem.

Nope. Kushner and Ivanka are Jews. If anything, he is too influenced by them. Notice how Trump is all about cutting budgets and yet aid to Israel is sancrosanct?

 

[Slew Foot]

Start by saying the words most sacred to any politician, "Hey, Ive got some money for you!"

 

[Mayne]

ask for an autograph.

 

[MrSquished]

I would say start by just punching them repeatedly

 

[steppinthrax]

ask for an autograph.

Considering what I do for a living I have millions of senator signatures in digital and paper format. It's not too a rarety.

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[WelshBloke]

What topic?

And you could start with, "Yo, my bitches."

Start with "Allahu Akbar!" and then run towards them in a friendly way!

 

[Rifter]

Start with "Allahu Akbar!" and then run towards them in a friendly way!

Bonus points for being dressed like a Nazi furry when you do it.

 

[WelshBloke]

a Nazi furry

Doesn't get much lower than that!

 

[Cappuccino]

''Hi! Your nose looks pretty today''

 

[BD231]

Politician you say ? This.

 

[Darwin333]

If there are any Republican senators there then use a "wide stance" in the bathroom stalls and see how they respond.

 

[highland145]

Nope. Kushner and Ivanka are Jews. If anything, he is too influenced by them. Notice how Trump is all about cutting budgets and yet aid to Israel is sancrosanct?

B.S. the media told me for months that he was. :colbert;

 

[cbrunny]

Got your throat punching hands ready?

 

[NesuD]

Nope. Kushner and Ivanka are Jews. If anything, he is too influenced by them. Notice how Trump is all about cutting budgets and yet aid to Israel is sancrosanct?

Lets be honest here. Aid to Israel has been sacrosanct for the last 6 administrations at least. Both sides of the aisle are afraid to kick that hornets nest.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

OP should definitely piitb

 

[desura]

Lets be honest here. Aid to Israel has been sacrosanct for the last 6 administrations at least. Both sides of the aisle are afraid to kick that hornets nest.

True. But if a sea change can occur one interaction at a time. This new upcoming generation will not be as friendly towards Israel as the past, more religious, generation.

 

[Fritzo]

I'm thinking just walk up and do this:

 

[dabuddha]

You could ask him about his take on how father's are treated as second class citizens in our antiquated family courts and how our rights are stripped away till we're just basically wallets. Oh and what he plans to do about it.