So... I'm going to prison tomorrow

[Mill]

Any suggestions?

I report at 6:45 am.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Don't drop the soap

 

[Platypus]

what'd you do?

 

[Ika]

beat someone up the first few hours. then no one'll fsck with you.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Aflac
beat someone up the first few hours. then no one'll fsck with you.

...while screaming "You don't get it...none of you get it....I'm not locked up in here with you....YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME!!"

 

[13Gigatons]

Lifer?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Your user title is appropriate.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Lifer?

No.

 

[her209]

I thought you were in South America. Or is that the reason why you were in South America?

 

[Crono]

I hear they play softball and have ice cream. Sounds fun.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: her209
I thought you were in South America. Or is that the reason why you were in South America?

I was a few weeks ago. It is not related.

 

[dmw16]

Watch out for your cornhole, buddy.

 

[OCGuy]

Prison or jail?

 

[JDub02]

impersonate the pillbury doughboy. i hear that's inmate code for someone not to be messed with.

 

[mugs]

Who are you visiting?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Mill
Any suggestions?

I report at 6:45 am.

Oh Mill, I do hope you are kidding?

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Platypus
what'd you get convicted of?

fixed

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Platypus
what'd you do?

Not saying I've *never* broken the law, but in this case... I didn't.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Shit your pants the first day, no one will mess with you.

 

[slayer202]

are you gonna tell us why/how long or should we just assume youre a liar?

 

[Platypus]

stop being vague unless you have to be, what happened?

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Platypus
what'd you do?

Not saying I've *never* broken the law, but in this case... I didn't.

Hope can set you free.

 

[Chryso]

Why do you have to report so early? That makes the day last so much longer.

 

[lokiju]

I instantly thought this would be a zane thread.

 

[PowerEngineer]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Mill
Any suggestions?

I report at 6:45 am.

Oh Mill, I do hope you are kidding?

Yes, I do hope that you're just letting us jump to the wrong conclusion about the reason for reporting.