So... I'm going to prison tomorrow

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manlymatt83

Lifer
Oct 14, 2005
10,053
44
91
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
23,720
1,501
136
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?

Don't go there. Please, please don't go there.
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
20,433
1,769
126
Dude, if your convicted of a crime it's a matter of public record anyway so stop the secrecy bullshit. Personally I think the Mods should perma-ban your trolling a$$ straight away..
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
23,720
1,501
136
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:

You heard it in his voice, didn't you?

Yeah, and now every post I read in this thread is in the same voice. It's quite pleasant to be honest

It is
 

manlymatt83

Lifer
Oct 14, 2005
10,053
44
91
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?

Don't go there. Please, please don't go there.

OK. I'm just wondering if he could pay for things in money or something. I guess everything is always about sex when it comes to prisons. I'm surprised prisons don't have 95% HIV infection rates.
 

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
17,571
8
0
What a fucking letdown of a thread. I came in here hoping to hear some cool or funny story about how the OP got arrested and convicted of something, or that he had to go visit his crazy uncle... instead I find a thread full of lame, vague bullshit. Awesome. Great job OP.
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
23,720
1,501
136
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?

Don't go there. Please, please don't go there.

OK. I'm just wondering if he could pay for things in money or something. I guess everything is always about sex when it comes to prisons. I'm surprised prisons don't have 95% HIV infection rates.

Ohhh nooooo, you went there
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,856
1,048
126
What is the reason someone wouldn't be able to talk about this? They could just tell their side of the story and keep it brief.

Hmm, how do you keep a bunch of people in suspense?
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
74,472
867
126
Originally posted by: rh71
What is the reason someone wouldn't be able to talk about this? They could just tell their side of the story and keep it brief.

Hmm, how do you keep a bunch of people in suspense?

Me thinks that was the entire point of this thread.
 

Praetor

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 1999
4,499
4
81
Originally posted by: rh71
What is the reason someone wouldn't be able to talk about this? They could just tell their side of the story and keep it brief.

Hmm, how do you keep a bunch of people in suspense?

I have complete confidence that he'll come through.


In 15-20, that is.
 

Darthvoy

Golden Member
Aug 3, 2004
1,826
1
0
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?

When you get to the transfer room (a big room, houses probably a hundred + people), there is a room leader that announces the rules. He tells you that you must join a gang based on your race. I simply went to the spot where "my gang" was located and slept near that section. The gang leader tells you the more specific rules. For example, I couldn't take a shower if there was an Asian or a Black guy already there. The Hispanic and White inmates seem to have an alliance. An Armenian guy got beat up because he didn't clean the sink after shaving. I would say following the rules is the most important thing.

For the record, there was no raping of any kind. Nothing bad happened to me, but the overall experience was traumatic in and of itself.
 

waffleironhead

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2005
6,924
437
136
please for the love of everything do not let ATOT have another catch phrase. I can not abide going a year with people saying. "We got Milled."
Just give us details man.
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
12,032
2
0
My cousin used to work at Holman. I'll see if he can put in a good word for you.
 

TheVrolok

Lifer
Dec 11, 2000
24,254
4,077
136
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I wish I could tell you that Mill fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mill would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mill - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

Holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now. Best post ever :laugh::laugh:

You heard it in his voice, didn't you?

This. I must have subconsciously scanned the paragraph before even starting to read it because even as I read the first few words, I heard the narration. Awesome.
 

Q

Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
12,060
4
81
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I spent a week in LA county jail. Not cool. Luckily, they had liquid soap next to the shower heads so that was a relief. They didn't have the bar kind.

Why was I in jail, you may be wondering? Back when I was 18 I was caught using bottle rockets and fined by the cops. I never got the notice to appear in court, so I thought sweet! They must have made a mistake. I didn't even know I had a warrant for my arrest until I was pulled over last year. I went to jail right there and then. It was not pleasant man. I had to join a gang for protection and was almost beat to a bloody pulp by a big black guy for using "their" phone. Apparently, there are 6 phones and each set are only to be used by certain racial group. Luckily my gang leader intervened and told him I was new. They have all sort of rules... make sure you obey them at all costs. If you need some advice, let me know.

EDIT: My lawyer told me I have the record in the California for having paid the most for such a ridiculous crime. I don't know if I should be proud of that.

So by joining a gang for protection, what did you offer in return? How did that work?

When you get to the transfer room (a big room, houses probably a hundred + people), there is a room leader that announces the rules. He tells you that you must join a gang based on your race. I simply went to the spot where "my gang" was located and slept near that section. The gang leader tells you the more specific rules. For example, I couldn't take a shower if there was an Asian or a Black guy already there. The Hispanic and White inmates seem to have an alliance. An Armenian guy got beat up because he didn't clean the sink after shaving. I would say following the rules is the most important thing.

For the record, there was no raping of any kind. Nothing bad happened to me, but the overall experience was traumatic in and of itself.

I dunno if you are serious, but either way that was an interesting read. Any other 'stories'?
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
28,558
3
81
It is funny how everyone is insulting, but no one ever came up with the correct reason. It is a requirement for a corrections class I am taking (school related).

It is "indeterminate" because we have no idea how long it will last. It may be 2 hours or it may be 4 or 5. It really depends on how the prison is that day and the attitude of the inmates. I didn't want to reveal the name for security reasons, and that remains the truth.

For all the whiners... I do plan to update the thread with my experiences. It is pretty rare to allow independent parties to go into a violent prison (it is one of the worst in the Southeast) and actually have contact and interact with inmates. This will partially give things away, but we are going to Death Row as well (Alabama has two). I won't reveal more than that for security, and I probably should not have even said that much.

I think you all will get your money's worth when I update with the experience. It is supposed to be pretty insane.
 

lupi

Lifer
Apr 8, 2001
32,539
260
126
Originally posted by: Mill
It is funny how everyone is insulting, but no one ever came up with the correct reason. It is a requirement for a corrections class I am taking (school related).

It is "indeterminate" because we have no idea how long it will last. It may be 2 hours or it may be 4 or 5. It really depends on how the prison is that day and the attitude of the inmates. I didn't want to reveal the name for security reasons, and that remains the truth.

For all the whiners... I do plan to update the thread with my experiences. It is pretty rare to allow independent parties to go into a violent prison (it is one of the worst in the Southeast) and actually have contact and interact with inmates. This will partially give things away, but we are going to Death Row as well (Alabama has two). I won't reveal more than that for security, and I probably should not have even said that much.

I think you all will get your money's worth when I update with the experience. It is supposed to be pretty insane.

i'll go with, cause they didn't fucking care to play your dimwitted game twit for 500 alex.
 
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