So I'm using my Swingline...

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: pclstyle
you guys are seriously, honestly, not debating the quality of one stapler over another, are you?

Please say no.

It's the little things in life that make it better. Like not worrying about a stapler jam, for instance.

Stapler jam can totally bust an otherwise good day.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: pclstyle
you guys are seriously, honestly, not debating the quality of one stapler over another, are you?

Please say no.

It's the little things in life that make it better. Like not worrying about a stapler jam, for instance.

Stapler jam can totally bust an otherwise good day.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii KNOW!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: pclstyle
you guys are seriously, honestly, not debating the quality of one stapler over another, are you?

Please say no.

It's the little things in life that make it better. Like not worrying about a stapler jam, for instance.

Stapler jam can totally bust an otherwise good day.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii KNOW!

Join me for a :beer:
Stapler jam must be avoided at any cost!!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser


Black.

Red ones are better.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Stefan
I've got a beige 545... is that any good?

a 545 has nothing on a 767

 

[sciencewhiz]

This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

meh, I still prefer my 767

 

[crab]

Holy cow.

 

[crab]

hehe:

The Swingline 3, produced from 1935-1948, is usually just thought of as a scaled-down version of the Swingline 5. This is partially true, as the 3 was derived from the 5's basic bodyplan and mechanicals, but the 3's elegance and reputation for reliability under almost any situation soon made it a noted stapler in its own right. Many people think of it as the "Stapler that got us through WWII." This is hardly an exaggeration. It was an excellent field stapler both in the European and Pacific theatres of war, and was so desired by the Axis that the usual exchange rate among Axis clerics for a Swingline 3 was five German or Japanese staplers and a three-hole punch!

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
you guys are seriously, honestly, not debating the quality of one stapler over another, are you?

Please say no.

Go to Blockbuster and get Office Space!

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

meh, I still prefer my 767

My problem is that the smallest document I've stapled in the last 3 months is 19 pages.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

Drool! Time to upgrade.

 

[imported_FishTaco]

I've got my trusty old Swingline model 400, passed down from generation to generation, father to son. No wait, I picked this old thing up from a garage sale. The stapler plus a couple boxes of staples for a buck. All made in the USA, back when staplers were staplers and staplers and staples were made in the USA.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

meh, I still prefer my 767

My problem is that the smallest document I've stapled in the last 3 months is 19 pages.

how about the largest? 767 can handle about 45 pages or so

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

meh, I still prefer my 767

My problem is that the smallest document I've stapled in the last 3 months is 19 pages.

how about the largest? 767 can handle about 45 pages or so

200. I'm not going to attempt the 970 page document. Normal range is 40-60.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
This is our new Swingline: http://swingline.com/products/productdetail.aspx?cat=1&p=S7090010A Our old one was a 900DX.

"Unprecedented ease-of-use: requires 50% less stapling effort"

I'm sold!