So I'm walking, minding my own business, and a pigeon flies and fvcking crashes into the side of my head, almost knocking me over. It felt like someone wacked with with a sack of potatos. It landed on the ground and just stood in front of me not moving. I don't know if it was hurt or not, but if I wasn't wearing my new Shox I probably would have kicked it like a football.
Oh well, it was pretty funny now that I think about it. If I saw it happen to someone else I probably would have laughed at them, so feel free to laugh at me. I just hope it didn't give me lice or something.
Oh well, it was pretty funny now that I think about it. If I saw it happen to someone else I probably would have laughed at them, so feel free to laugh at me. I just hope it didn't give me lice or something.