So it's 2:30 a.m...and a girl who lives 3 floors below me

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Syringer
who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?

First of all, lol at the whole thread - this is hillarious!

To the OP: I have no idea. My ex was like that though. I was at her apartment one night when she found a spider in her bathtub - and she just flipped out Yelled at me to come squish it, which I did, but that still didn't convince her. She took my boot out of my hand and proceeded to beat on it for a while longer, until there was nothing left but a couple legs and an unidenfiable smudge in the bottom of the tub.

Nate

 

[shopbruin]

at least you went and killed it (i hope.) there was a spider crawling around the other day and my bf started shrieking like a little girl having me kill it.

wuss.

 

[Turkey22]

No updates make baby jesus cry.

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: kt

Originally posted by: apac
Give it the ole mushroom slap!

To her or the spider?

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger

OH NOOOoOOOOOOOES

A SNAKE! :Q

 

[V00DOO]

Below me! I thought it read blow me.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

update?

 

[Ilmater]

It's this simple Syringer:

Update w/ :camera: or ban!

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Gnote
update?

 

[GoodToGo]

Well, since he is not updating the thread, I call shens.

 

[Jhill]

Maybe he got jiggy with it and slept over at her house and she is making him breakfast right now.

On the other hand maybe not.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Dress up as some goofy outfit-made-of-household-items super hero and charge around her appartment warning the spider and other evil things before dueling to the death with it. She'll get a kick out of it and ask you over more often (or never talk to you again).

haha i vote for this! LMAO

 

[myusername]

Neighbor lady (who is not a MILF) knocked on my door one night because there was a praying mantis on the wall by her front door and she was afraid to even get near it. I believe her exact were words were "Can you help me? There's a monster outside my door". I saw it, mumbled something like "oh, a praying mantis .. it's harmless" .. I wanted to explain to her that it was a beneficial insect and harmless to humans, etc., but I was just a wee bit stoned at the time, so I must have made an odd appearance... I picked him(her) up, admired him(her) for a couple seconds, and tossed him(her) into the bushes, smiled and said "no problem" and fumbled my way back inside.

Moral of the story? Update the goddamn post!

 

[SSP]

Hes making sweet love... to the spider.

 

[AkumaX]

tell her you kill spiders in the nude

what animal first has 9 legs, then 8, then 9, then 8...?

huh huh huh...

 

[codeyf]

So it's 11:47 (my time at least) and you still haven't updated??

:|

 

[PoPPeR]

come on guys, read the damn thread! It's already been established that the spider got him

 

[MichaelD]

This thread was of high enough quality that I got a quote from it. I demand an update!!!!

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
come on guys, read the damn thread! It's already been established that the spider got him

Then the spider should post. We need an update!

 

[PanzerIV]

Syringer vs Spider. Apparently the spider won!! One would hope he spent the night with the damsel in distress but of course since this is ATOT we know he didn't.

 

[KarenMarie]

I think it is cute that she would call you for help against a spider!

 

[fs5]

I dont' know what's worse, Syringer for not updating, or everybody sitting here asking for an update on a freakin' spider.

 

[Goosemaster]

Hit it with a vengence.....

 

[tboneuls]

We really need an update...

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
I dont' know what's worse, Syringer for not updating, or everybody sitting here asking for an update on a freakin' spider.

I don't think anyone cares about a spider. We are wondering if he bumped uglies or not.

 

[MichaelD]

Yes. Checking on the bumpage of the uglies.

*Bwaow-chikka-bwoah-bwoah*