so it's friday night and I'm at the gym.. and

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

hahahahhahaha

oh man good stuff :thumbsup::laugh:

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

hahahahhahaha

oh man good stuff :thumbsup::laugh:

This gag has always cracked me up. It'd be fun to try.

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: fritolays
What am I supposed to say without coming off like a creep?

My boyfriend Doritos is picking me up for dinner

 

[paulney]

Tell her you have been accepted for a Google offer.

 

[duragezic]

^^^ LOL wrong guy. They are kind of similar though. But OP is just friggin' squirrely while other person in question... well I can't even say what I want.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: duragezic
^^^ LOL wrong guy. They are kind of similar though. But OP is just friggin' squirrely while other person in question... well I can't even say what I want.

Oh, snap! The avatar got me going. But they are similar aren't they!

 

[nick1985]

You: "Who's the boss?"

Her: "You?"

You: "No, Tony Danza's the boss." /slap

 

[Vehemence]

Tell her she has a big ass. That should get things goin.

 

[Oceandevi]

Lift 50 LB's with your junk and walk over to her and show her. She will instagib and marry you.

 

[mjrpes3]

ihavecandygetinthevan

or

Shut your mouth pussycat and make me a macchiato.

 

[illusion88]

Sup bitch?! DATE?????

 

[DarkThinker]

"So...do you like your teabag with or without a cup?"

 

[jlee]

This thread is sadness.

 

[Woosta]

date or armbar

 

[Capt Caveman]

What's your sign?

 

[Cabages]

Dont say a thing, whip it out.

 

[Xylitol]

just make small talk with her and let it flow from there

 

[TanisHalfElven]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
just make small talk with her and let it flow from there

please don't let it flow, thats gotta be a health code violation.

 

[Goosemaster]

The only time you don't [/quote] say anything is when you are in the middle of a hard set.

 

[JEDIYoda]

nice set of knockers...

 

[ElFenix]

don't confuse her finding something to do while waiting for you to get off the machine she wants to use next with 'attraction'

 

[Jeff7]

"Hi. Stick out your hand."



"I've got a robe and wizard hat back home."

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: fritolays
What am I supposed to say without coming off like a creep?

"Hi, I went on a nerd website called Anandtech to talk about you and get advice from 'friends' on how to approach you without getting a hard-on. The other nerds didn't have any advice for me, as they've never even touched a lady before not called 'mom'. So I thought I'd introduce myself. My name is Fritolays...I'm a Diamond member elite.....Would you like to go out with me on a formal date....go bowling or go game at Chucky Cheese?.....I respect women's lib and all, so we can go dutch.....By the way, can you teach me how to properly use the thigh machine?....
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[campersteve]

Originally posted by: JakwoW

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

hahahahhahaha

oh man good stuff :thumbsup::laugh:

This gag has always cracked me up. It'd be fun to try.

Haven't you tried this already Jak? JK Although, you did creep out the waitress at the seafood restaurant that one night.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: toonces
nice shoes...