So I've been getting serious with this girl on okcupid over the last few months

[Mayne]

she asks me how tall I am. I said 5'8. Things got pretty quiet after that. oh well. I can't change this fact.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Its probably a fat bald naked pot bellied dude jerking your chain......

 

[Mayne]

I should of asked her how much she weighs.

 

[IronWing]

You should have said seventeen hands, sounds more impressive.

 

[lxskllr]

Its probably a fat bald naked pot bellied dude jerking your chain......

I'm only thinning, and my belly isn't quite pot shaped. Yet... :^S

 

[Mayne]

at least I didn't get rejected over my gas fitter job this time.

 

[Mayne]

and even the forum grows quiet to my shortness.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Girls have this weird thing with height, they expect every guy to be like 6 foot something. You're suppose to lie when it comes to that.

 

[Zorba]

Add at least two inches when asked, just like every basketball player.

 

[BudAshes]

5'8" means 5'6" on the internet.

 

[highland145]

Duh, correct your post. 5.8lbs

 

[Pulsar]

Ask her what her bra size and hip size is. Immediately.

 

[BoomerD]

Even pretend girlfriends don't want manlets.

 

[pauldun170]

 

[pauldun170]

 

[pauldun170]

 

[chubbyfatazn]

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there there, show me on the doll where these short-hating women hurt you

 

[JulesMaximus]

Two words: platform shoes

Manlet.

 

[Ruptga]

Go to your doctor and tell them you want rods inserted into your legs so that they can be broken and you can slowly move the ends apart from each other while they try to grow together, you could put on three inches over a summer. I think they normally reserve that for actual midgets though. Manlets are too big to be fixed and too little to be people, I hear it really sucks.

 

[UncleWai]

You get to save a money by buying boy size clothes, it's a privilege to the manlets.

 

[cbrunny]

I know nothing of okcupid. How do you get serious with someone without meeting them?

Wait, mayne, are you a gypsy?

 

[ch33zw1z]

+1

 

[Mai72]

I thought a manlet is anyone 5'6 or under. Isn't 5'8 or 5'9 average height?

 

[chin311]

I'm 6'1 and my wife always wishes I was a few inches taller if it makes you feel any better lol

 

[Zstream]

I'm 6'1 and my wife always wishes I was a few inches taller if it makes you feel any better lol

Think she means your pecker size numb nuts.