So my girlfriend calls me & says "I have the cutest pic..."

[schdaddy]

GF calls me up & tells me to check my email that she has the cutest pic of her nephew.
Attached was this pic

WTF
This is not cute this is borderline demented. And yes those are two freshly severed deer heads.

 

[FrogDog]

Wow. Disturbing...

 

[Crusty]

:Q

*drinks Shiner*

 

[coinz]

o...m....g....

 

[Shawn]

You're gf is sick.

 

[nboy22]

Ask her if you cut her head off if it would be cute.

 

[Mo0o]

Is she from the south?

 

[SP33Demon]

Is she from the harsh winters of Alaska?

 

[AgentEL]

wtf, indeed

 

[MichaelD]

That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

That's not cute - it's awesome.

- M4H

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

How do you know the two deer were killed for food? And usually liking beer + nascar mean 200 pounds by 40.

 

[schdaddy]

Anything this kid does is consider "cute" just about - she has no other neices or nephews.
I seriously believe the pic could be him wearing the deer's flesh as a coat that was dripping in blood & she would be like "ahh sooo cuuuttte"

 

[Farvacola]

Awwwwww!

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

How do you know the two deers were killed for food? And usually liking beer + nascar mean 200 pounds by 40.

You said deers. lol </grammarNazi>

 

[joecool]

yuck

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

How do you know the two deers were killed for food? And usually liking beer + nascar mean 200 pounds by 40.

You said deers. lol </grammarNazi>

I actually thought about that one for awhile. Shoulda checked the dictionary

 

[Tylanner]

Awwww look honey, its Ted Nugent reincarnate.

 

[schdaddy]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

How do you know the two deers were killed for food? And usually liking beer + nascar mean 200 pounds by 40.

The kid's dad is a hardcore hunter. He usually kills whatever the limit is allowed by the state. He also has a massive cooler to keep all the meat - year round the guy eats deer jerky, deer steaks, deer hamburger, etc.

As for the girlfriend she is somewhat southern as far as liking to shot guns, outdoors, travel, etc but nothing like nascar, beer, etc.

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

:thumbsup:

 

[Schadenfreude]

Take the same picture and superimpose yourself on it.

Ask her if that's cute.

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: schdaddy

As for the girlfriend she is somewhat southern as far as liking to shot guns, outdoors, travel, etc but nothing like nascar, beer, etc.

A woman after my own heart. Pics?

 

[thejackal1]

Holy Sh!t.

 

[BW86]

ermmmmm :thumbsdown:

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Is she from the south?

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Take the same picture and superimpose yourself on it.

Ask her if that's cute.

DING DING teh winnAR.