So my girlfriend calls me & says "I have the cutest pic..."

[schdaddy]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: schdaddy

Originally posted by: chuckywang
:camera:'s of your gf?

Us at the beach
See, she's not a fat, beer drinking, nascar loving redneck. Just a normal girl who loves everything about nephew.

is that the carribean or south fla?

St. Maarten - southern carribean.

 

[MichaelD]

Hmm, after reading more of the OP's responses, I've come to the conclusion that his GF WANTS BABIES OF HER OWN...LIKE NOW..

Run, schdaddy. Run fast, hard and far. WHY?

Glad you asked.

/looks at pic

You = 24
Her = 26

Am I right?


OK.

After you've lived w/her for more than six months and if you have NO KID together,you'll lose all your furniture and possibly have a defaulted CC to pay off. No biggie.

Repeat the above scenario from hell, but add one baby.

You = working two jobs until you grow old, gray and bitter....much like me.

Women have the messed up DNA, man. They want to HAVE babies, while we MEN want to MAKE babies. See the diff? I did not see the diff until they garnished my paycheck for Teh Evil Childa Supppport.

 

[AkumaX]

that's gotta be her dad/brother (i mean both )

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

your GF and her nephew are trash

...says the highbrow with 20K posts on a kiddie BBS. :roll:

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Is she from the south?

Sh!t, the deeeeeeeep South.

:disgust:

 

[busterTI]

Originally posted by: schdaddy
GF calls me up & tells me to check my email that she has the cutest pic of her nephew.
Attached was this pic

WTF
This is not cute this is borderline demented. And yes those are two freshly severed deer heads.

This is normal for TX

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

Agreed with everything you said , Michael.
Sounds like the OP is a bit of a "girly man" </ahnold> JUST KIDDING.......

 

[schdaddy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Hmm, after reading more of the OP's responses, I've come to the conclusion that his GF WANTS BABIES OF HER OWN...LIKE NOW..

Run, schdaddy. Run fast, hard and far. WHY?

Glad you asked.

/looks at pic

You = 24
Her = 26

Am I right?


OK.

After you've lived w/her for more than six months and if you have NO KID together,you'll lose all your furniture and possibly have a defaulted CC to pay off. No biggie.

Repeat the above scenario from hell, but add one baby.

You = working two jobs until you grow old, gray and bitter....much like me.

Women have the messed up DNA, man. They want to HAVE babies, while we MEN want to MAKE babies. See the diff? I did not see the diff until they garnished my paycheck for Teh Evil Childa Supppport.

ME - 25
HER - 24

As for the babies I'm not worried - simply because she hates them. Her nephew is the only kid that I know she likes at all. Ironically, she's more of a dog person - her 1yr old dog is a total mommy's boy.

That messed up DNA is not an issue with her - she has already told me she doesn't want to have kids and made that very clear before continuing our relationship which is now 4yrs old. Although I do realize this may change due to the unpredictability of estrogen.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: busterTI

Originally posted by: schdaddy
GF calls me up &amp; tells me to check my email that she has the cutest pic of her nephew.
Attached was this pic

WTF
This is not cute this is borderline demented. And yes those are two freshly severed deer heads.

This is normal for TX

And SC, and GA &amp; LA &amp; AK &amp; NC &amp; TN &amp; WA &amp; OK &amp; MT &amp; WY &amp; ND &amp; SD &amp; CO, , practically everywhere but CA and Ameesh's fantasy world where meat appears magically on a styrofoam tray.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: busterTI

Originally posted by: schdaddy
GF calls me up &amp; tells me to check my email that she has the cutest pic of her nephew.
Attached was this pic

WTF
This is not cute this is borderline demented. And yes those are two freshly severed deer heads.

This is normal for TX

And SC, and GA &amp; LA &amp; AK &amp; NC &amp; TN &amp; WA &amp; OK &amp; MT &amp; WY &amp; ND &amp; SD &amp; CO, , practically everywhere but CA and Ameesh's fantasy world where meat appears magically on a styrofoam tray.

Don't forget IA, WI, and IL. Three states with absurdly high deer populations.

BTW - I forwarded this to a friend of mine and claimed that it was his long lost son. He's a HUUUUUGE deer hunter.

 

[Choralone]

I happen to eat deer meat on a somewhat regular basis around this time of year being from eastern IA, but that picture gave me the creeps.

Then again, I'm not out there blasting away at bambi either, just trying to dodge him when he jumps out in front of me on the road at night!

 

[randal]

obviously photochopped

 

[schdaddy]

Originally posted by: randal
obviously photochopped

I assure you it?s real.
I have another low grade pic of the dad with one ofthe deer prior to decapitation.

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: Crucial

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. Your GF is obviously a bit of a "country girl", raised by Dad on Hunting, Fixing Leaking Cars and Hanging Drywall.

I wouldn't say the pic is cute, b/c killing things for food isn't cute, it's life. BUT, the pic is good to go in my book.

Sounds like your GF is a keeper.

You question my rationale, do you? Oooooh, no....don't do that.

Your GF --> approves of killing things --> subsequently likes anything automotive --> likes NASCAR/NHRA/anything having to do w/internal combustion engines --> subsquently likes beer --> which makes her like to get buzzed, give you the Good Thang and rubs your shoulders while you watch The Man Show on TV.


I don't see the problem.

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: schdaddy

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Hmm, after reading more of the OP's responses, I've come to the conclusion that his GF WANTS BABIES OF HER OWN...LIKE NOW..

Run, schdaddy. Run fast, hard and far. WHY?

Glad you asked.

/looks at pic

You = 24
Her = 26

Am I right?


OK.

After you've lived w/her for more than six months and if you have NO KID together,you'll lose all your furniture and possibly have a defaulted CC to pay off. No biggie.

Repeat the above scenario from hell, but add one baby.

You = working two jobs until you grow old, gray and bitter....much like me.

Women have the messed up DNA, man. They want to HAVE babies, while we MEN want to MAKE babies. See the diff? I did not see the diff until they garnished my paycheck for Teh Evil Childa Supppport.

ME - 25
HER - 24

As for the babies I'm not worried - simply because she hates them. Her nephew is the only kid that I know she likes at all. Ironically, she's more of a dog person - her 1yr old dog is a total mommy's boy.

That messed up DNA is not an issue with her - she has already told me she doesn't want to have kids and made that very clear before continuing our relationship which is now 4yrs old. Although I do realize this may change due to the unpredictability of estrogen.

DAMN, I'm good.

 

[GMElias]

Originally posted by: schdaddy
GF calls me up &amp; tells me to check my email that she has the cutest pic of her nephew.
Attached was this pic

WTF
This is not cute this is borderline demented. And yes those are two freshly severed deer heads.

hahahahha....yeah, that is disturbing. Is your girlfriend the offspring of an inbreeding couple in Kentucky?

-Elias

 

[CraigRT]

gross, those poor deers.... I hate hunting, bothers me.

 

[espressoman]

This is certainly a f'ed up picture. Anyone who would find cuteness in this is a product of inbreeding and/or lives in a trailer.

Hunting for food is one thing... hunting for entertainment value... well that's a question of ethics.

 

[mindwreck]

:disgust: sicko

 

[dighn]

looks kind of repulsive to me...

 

[Abhi]

 

[ohtwell]

That's horrible. Hunting is bad enough, but making your child pose with the heads of the animals is disgusting.


: ) Amanda

 

[Amused]

Cool. At least the kid wont grow up to be like half the pussies on this forum who can't stomach the thought of where their food comes from.

 

[SZLiao214]

dear god thats disgusting!

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: FrogDog
Wow. Disturbing...