So my really shy friend finally grew some balls

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: maziwanka
no way, are you serious?

It was so funny he was saying how he was going to get laid all day and he even left my wedding early to go see this "girl"

So what did he tell you about what actually transpired when he went to meet her?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: her209
She was a he?

:music: And she said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side... :music:

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: maziwanka
no way, are you serious?

It was so funny he was saying how he was going to get laid all day and he even left my wedding early to go see this "girl"

So what did he tell you about what actually transpired when he went to meet her?

He called me the next morning and told me the story. After I finished laughing and told him I told you so (I joked that she had a penis because he told me the girl was Thai beforehand) he basically just told me his reaction at the table, that if he had eaten the food before she told him he would have barfed all over the table. He didn't really say much more.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
The Crying Game?

Winnar

:camera:?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: maziwanka
no way, are you serious?

It was so funny he was saying how he was going to get laid all day and he even left my wedding early to go see this "girl"

So what did he tell you about what actually transpired when he went to meet her?

He called me the next morning and told me the story. After I finished laughing and told him I told you so (I joked that she had a penis because he told me the girl was Thai beforehand) he basically just told me his reaction at the table, that if he had eaten the food before she told him he would have barfed all over the table. He didn't really say much more.

Pfft... Where's his sense of adventure?

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
The Crying Game?

Winnar

:camera:?

It will be possible, she works the late shift at Commerce Casino in LA. I will try to find her if I ever make it there that late.

 

[jmgonzalez]

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

 

[Judgement]

lmao

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

maybe he reads it for the articles?

 

[summit]

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.c...healthsexchange03.html

btw JS80 I know who you are talking about, didn't you notice the adam's apple on that woMan? seriously it looks like she was swallowing down golf balls.

 

[I4AT]

So you're saying, your shy friend, who never even asks girls out, tried to get into a man's pants on their first date? How exactly did he find out it was a doot?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

maybe he reads it for the articles?

I bet he gets it for the jokes.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Summit

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.c...healthsexchange03.html

btw JS80 I know who you are talking about, didn't you notice the adam's apple on that woMan? seriously it looks like she was swallowing down golf balls.

haha i will ask him how he missed the adam's apple.

Originally posted by: I4AT
So you're saying, your shy friend, who never even asks girls out, tried to get into a man's pants on their first date? How exactly did he find out it was a doot?

She told him before they started their dinner.

 

[Caecus Veritas]

so... did your friend find out after getting laid or before..or somewhere in between sucking balls or what?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Summit

Originally posted by: jmgonzalez

Originally posted by: Summit

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

and you know this HOW?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.c...healthsexchange03.html

btw JS80 I know who you are talking about, didn't you notice the adam's apple on that woMan? seriously it looks like she was swallowing down golf balls.

haha i will ask him how he missed the adam's apple.

Originally posted by: I4AT
So you're saying, your shy friend, who never even asks girls out, tried to get into a man's pants on their first date? How exactly did he find out it was a doot?

She told him before they started their dinner.

So was he the pitcher or catcher?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: her209
She was a he?

Yup. I don't even know how I would react to something like that.

"But...but baby, wait! You didn't show me your surprise!"

Originally posted by: destrekor

hmmm... I think she grew them first? Hmm?

:laugh:

Ok folks, nothing more to see here. This thread's shark has officially been jumped.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Summit

Originally posted by: JS80
My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. They grabbed some food together. I think you guys can figure out what he found out about "her" next.

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

Wait... how do you know this...

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: Summit

Originally posted by: JS80
My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. They grabbed some food together. I think you guys can figure out what he found out about "her" next.

So Gross. But remember Thailand has the best sex change operations in the world. It was rated in some Tranny Mag.

Why the hell do people keep saying this? How am I supposed to remember something I never knew in the first place?

 

[AliasX]

What a hoe. There is no way he/she thought your friend would go any further once he found out her/his true identity.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Was her name Lola?


I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Zapp: "C-O-L-A... Cola"

Crowd: "Yuuuuccchhhh!!!"

Random Chef: "He sickens me!"

 

[SaoFeng]

"really shy friend" = codeword for OP

 

[Anubis]

im just curious if this truly is your freind who it happened to did you know it was a dude and just let him go for it anyway? if so thats not cool man, not cool at all

 

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