These days I'm black. I want to see what it's like to be black for a while. I'm not sure I'm doing it right, since nobody seems willing to tell me how to identify as black, so it's something I'm kind of fuddling through. I used to think it was based upon color, but that's obviously not right, so I really don't know how to do it. What I've figured out so far is that if I drink a lot of sprite, only wear blue jeans, and keep a lot of fish I'm black. Is that right? I bought a bunch of pet fish from walmart. I think that makes me more black, but really kind of confused with it all.