So Who's Ready for the Second Coming of Christ?

[DAGTA]

Oh look, another flame bait thread.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Oh look, another flame bait thread.

and its not in politics!

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Everyone is responsible for their own eternal fate. The evangelicals have one responsibility in this world, to deliver the message. If the message is delivered and rejected, they did their jobs.

From reading the posts here on this forum, the message has been delivered. Now it's up to us to decide what to make of it. They are now ready to get "beamed up". They're as ready to go as you are to have them gone.

 

[George P Burdell]

paging GOD

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
paging GOD

You rang?

 

[Megatomic]

Wow, this reminds me of my days at The Drunken Forums. (referring to funny user names created for comical purposes)

 

[oogabooga]

the drunken forums?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: The Lord

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
paging GOD

You rang?

what is your other screen name?

you're going to get banned

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
the drunken forums?

Yes, funny place. Sadly it's no more. I was an admin there, we had tons of hilarity.

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: The Lord

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
paging GOD

You rang?

what is your other screen name?

you're going to get banned

How can they ban me when I really don't exist?

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
paging GOD

go send him a PM.

 

[eno818]

who are the religious zealots and God squad you are referring to?

 

[MailBoxHead]

The first coming is just a story, as is the second.

 

[her209]

Gluttony is a sin!!! YES!!!!

 

[EyeMWing]

Jesus died for my sins, which should technically include not giving a rat's ass about him or his omnipotent daddy, so the way I see it, even in the Christian faith, I have a complete license to be who I am.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
When he first came was it in Mary Magdalen's face of was it Judases?

both

 

[eno818]

you forgot the other half called repentence.

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Jesus died for my sins, which should technically include not giving a rat's ass about him or his omnipotent daddy, so the way I see it, even in the Christian faith, I have a complete license to be who I am.

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Jesus died for my sins, which should technically include not giving a rat's ass about him or his omnipotent daddy, so the way I see it, even in the Christian faith, I have a complete license to be who I am.

yup i'm going for a life of sin myself also with a death bed repenting for my sins

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: eno818

you forgot the other half called repentence.

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Jesus died for my sins, which should technically include not giving a rat's ass about him or his omnipotent daddy, so the way I see it, even in the Christian faith, I have a complete license to be who I am.

look at my above post I got that coverd also

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course if the Bible is true about the End Times?, then they are "10 for 10" and you've got some literally Hellish torment awaiting your sinner self :evil:

Yeah, they can just try leading their army of God across the earth. I will put a slug in Jesus himself if he thinks he's gonna get ME.

Good luck with that. The worst the slug will do is leave a slimy spot on his clothes. :roll:

WTF? Jesus has hacks?!