So you're at a fast food place in a seedy part of town

[manimal]

wet wipes in car noob


sorry I apalogise in advance for the parody post above.


Havent you ever poured water on your hands when inside your car with your hands outside the window so the water goes on the ground? Another possible solution.

 

[smackababy]

Why not just throw the drink away? Are you so fat and caffeine addicted you can't toss half a sofa without going into convulsions 10 minutes later?

Also, who the fuck gets grease all over themselves while eating? Have you ever heard of a napkin?

Why does ATOT fail so miserably at fast food? It is like every week there is another "OMG ate Taco Bell and now I'm died" thread...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

In most cases I haven't had a need for wet wipes, but it sounds like a good investment on the occasion I do, thx4 the suggestion guys.

Why not just throw the drink away? Are you so fat and caffeine addicted you can't toss half a sofa without going into convulsions 10 minutes later?

Also, who the fuck gets grease all over themselves while eating? Have you ever heard of a napkin?

Why does ATOT fail so miserably at fast food? It is like every week there is another "OMG ate Taco Bell and now I'm died" thread...

I actually usually don't order drinks (at In-N-Out, for example, I always bring my water bottle), but there's a particular fried chicken place where getting the combo makes it worth a soda. Before leaving I like to top it off again and get the most for my money; this is especially the case when I'm working late and could use a little caffeine and fun. I don't know about you, but I would never pick up a chicken tender or wing with a napkin.

 

[brianmanahan]

that sounds like the hardee's i visited in chattanooga once

 

[Mermaidman]

that sounds like the hardee's i visited in chattanooga once

I see the seed of a pome.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I think Moonbogg hacked HamburgerBoy's account. Can mods lock it down?

 

[Scarpozzi]

that sounds like the hardee's i visited in chattanooga once

Hardees is childs play compared to the Krystal off 4th Avenue at 3am.

 

[madoka]

In a brilliant moment of improv, you remember that there is a water nozzle at the soda fountain, and quickly soak a napkin with slightly diluted Hi-C Flashin' Fruit Punch so that you may be done with this whole ordeal and leave.

You must not go to very seedy restaurants Mr. Fancypants. At the places I eat, I wash my hands directly under the nozzle; no napkin needed.

 

[T9D]

As mentioned pretty much every single soda fountain has a water outlet too. It comes out of the same spout as one of the sodas. Look for a really small handle near one of the spouts. It's hard to see and most people don't know it's there.

 

[brianmanahan]

Hardees is childs play compared to the Krystal off 4th Avenue at 3am.

well then, child's play is enough for me

 

[tfinch2]

The more important question is how much did you tip?

 

[JEDIYoda]

pee on your hands and use your pant legs as a towel....

 

[MrColin]

Whatever about the fountain. Water doesn't remove grease. napkins do. pee in the trash can and use one of the trays for privacy.

 

[Ichinisan]

In most cases I haven't had a need for wet wipes, but it sounds like a good investment on the occasion I do, thx4 the suggestion guys.



I actually usually don't order drinks (at In-N-Out, for example, I always bring my water bottle), but there's a particular fried chicken place where getting the combo makes it worth a soda. Before leaving I like to top it off again and get the most for my money; this is especially the case when I'm working late and could use a little caffeine and fun. I don't know about you, but I would never pick up a chicken tender or wing with a napkin.

I rarely soil more than the tips of my thumb and pointer finger. Two kissy-style smacks and most of the greasiness is gone. Follow up with napkins and you're good to go.

I'd prefer to wash my hands though. The restrooms in FF places here are usually pretty nasty (except Chick-Fil-A).

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would leave the drink with whomever I was travelling with.

 

[cbrunny]

wait, you had greasy hands and washed them with a napkin soaked in hi-c that was in your cup?

 

[wabbitslayer]

It's a trick question.

Anyone eating in a fast food place in a bad section of town is going to just wipe their hands on their pants.

 

[natto fire]

As mentioned pretty much every single soda fountain has a water outlet too. It comes out of the same spout as one of the sodas. Look for a really small handle near one of the spouts. It's hard to see and most people don't know it's there.

FWIW, it is actually shared with a drink that isn't a soda (punch, lemonade, "tea"). Because the water for those drinks does not go through the carbonizer.

That said, water is very ineffective at removing grease.

 

[smackababy]

The real question is: why would you leave your car to eat at a fast food place? If you are going to take the time to actually sit down, go to a proper establishment and get something not terrible tasting. Fast food ceases to be fast when you have to get our of your car. They have a drive through for a reason.

 

[Scotteq]

The only real answer is to Fap on the counter

...no sense letting your pre~greased hands go to waste.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I rarely soil more than the tips of my thumb and pointer finger. Two kissy-style smacks and most of the greasiness is gone. Follow up with napkins and you're good to go.

I'd prefer to wash my hands though. The restrooms in FF places here are usually pretty nasty (except Chick-Fil-A).

And get saliva residue all over my steering wheel?

wait, you had greasy hands and washed them with a napkin soaked in hi-c that was in your cup?

The Hi-C thing was a sort of self-deprecating joke; I pressed for water but the last person to use it used Hi-C, so I initially got a blast of corn syrupy stickiness while trying to cleanse myself.

The real question is: why would you leave your car to eat at a fast food place? If you are going to take the time to actually sit down, go to a proper establishment and get something not terrible tasting. Fast food ceases to be fast when you have to get our of your car. They have a drive through for a reason.

Doesn't always work out that way (I can definitely get In-N-Out faster in person than driving), and this particular place always has my order in a minute or less regardless. Additionally, it's a brief occasion in which I can get out of the lab and do something exciting.