Solid Job Prospect?

[Perknose]

I have a good feeling about this one. The company's mission statement is streets ahead, intricate and definitive without being coherent, which is so last century:

Interface Portal Modalities is a neutral ecosystem and trans-platform facilitator of mixed-use, real-time content aggregation and “pay for play” handoffs for business networks, global N.G.O.s, and open-source application enhancements. We utilize a transparent blockchain taxonomy of informatics, enabling us to thrive in trusted marketplaces.

Our goal is to offer a zero-sum facilitation of peer-to-peer payments; scalable enforcement of safely transacted, non-binary trades; and augmented verification of process-oriented, data-driven deliverables.

 

[esquared]

Gives a new meaning to gobbledygook.

I thought this has to be the Onion or Borowitz.
I guess Ellis Weiner is filling in for him?

 

[Crono]

Classic New Yorker dry wit

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Whoever wrote that needs to be beaten to death with Shakespeare's collected works.

 

[Locut0s]

I have a good feeling about this one. The company's mission statement is streets ahead, intricate and definitive without being coherent, which is so last century:

Sounds like a middle management position ;-)

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I'm not lying, I read about 6 words, got bored skimmed another few words and lost interest.
Sounds like a great mission statement.

 

[Perknose]

I'm not lying, I read about 6 words, got bored skimmed another few words and lost interest.
Sounds like a great mission statement.

It's a satirical take on bs business jargon.

 

[Crono]

I'm not lying, I read about 6 words, got bored skimmed another few words and lost interest.
Sounds like a great mission statement.

It's a satirical take on bs business jargon.

The New Yorker: putting the tire in satire since 1925

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Mission statements have joined "vision" as useless impediments to corporate profits.

 

[Ken g6]

Maybe it was written by an artificial intelligence. Maybe it wants to hire people to help it take over the world! Maybe it might even become smart enough to try.

 

[Perknose]

The New Yorker: putting the tire in satire since 1925

Crono, putting the "o no" in posts since 2001.

 

[pauldun170]

What Your Compensation Will Be
Compensation will be competitive with that of similar positions of comparable compensation.

What the Term of the Job Is
The job is temporary and will last for a period not to exceed three days.

That article reminded me of some of the ads on NPR

 

[Linflas]

https://www.amazon.com/When-Doubt-Mumble-Bureaucrats-Handbook/dp/0442209266

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

What else do people in HR have to do anyways? I would get bored too and start whipping out a thesaurus.

Or kill myself. That's likely what I would find to be less painful.

 

[NesuD]

Pretty sure that is describing an entry level mail room job.

 

[Bartman39]

Uh this is at the bottome...?

(The job is temporary and will last for a period not to exceed three days.)