Some chinese phrases

[guyver01]

Warning... this May offend those without a sense of humor. This is in no way ment as an insult, or to be insulting..


Read this one out loud for full effect........

English ...........................chinese

That's not right............... Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?.. Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP..................... Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man........................ Dum Gai

Small Horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?......... Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...... Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here............ Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet....... Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone........... No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena?.. Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright............. Yu So Dum

I got this for free................ Ai No Pei

Please stay a while longer.......... Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting is scheduled for next week... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived.................. Hia Dei Kum

Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

[BiggieN]

hahahah...this is mad funny!!!!!!

i was really laughing out loud!!!!!!!

 

[pillage2001]

That's not very chinese.

 

[dcdomain]

Been there, seen them! I gotta dig up some old ones that have been circulating for a while... but first, studio calls.

Wai go nao?

 

[andylawcc]

that sounds more vietnamese to me...

 

[urbantechie]

Not really, I think Vietnamese sounds much more different, too bad I can read or write it.

Mi nhu wai!

 

[fallenoncrack]

That is sooo WRONG

 

[Angrymarshmello]

I'm Chinese...seems you or whoever wrote that mixed up a few asian languages...only a very small percentage of that (if it was real) would be considered Chinese (Cantonese and Manderin included)

 

[andylawcc]

ahhh... go pok kai la, that means,
"I am sorry for his death" used often in funerals.

 

[prodigy]

*yawn*

 

[MissingLinc]

Somebody who thought they could speak Vietnamese once told me "du mah niu" or something like that... sounded like "doom on you".

 

[pillage2001]

Go pok kai means go to hell.

 

[yakko]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BiggieN]

G0 pok gai la does not mean go to hell...it means go to polk street. we havea polk street in chicago and its near chinatown so its kind of a weird joke...

 

[dcdomain]

Uhm.. Pok Gai.. literally means to fall onto the street, roughly, it's wishing ill will on someone... well, that's what it is in Cantonese anyway...

 

[airfoil]

guyver01,

LOL !!!

You got a 10 for that.

 

[dc]

haha, bad andy, trying to make people say that at a funeral... =P

 

[abc]

ah hah!!! now i get it.

 

[ArkAoss]

hey i keep a fortune from a fortune cookie with this : Wo ai ni" with a picture in my wallet

 

[ThundercatHO]

ancient chinese proverb....
FVCK THIS SH@T

 

[Maverick319]

This will clear it up. Ask Mr. Wong and he will answer all of your questions.

 

[The Wildcard]

Haahah, stupid.

 

[OS]

This is not funny at all. You are mocking a culture and a language that is thousands of years old. You are indirectly saying that it is ok to make fun of hundreds of millions of people all at once. I hope the mods lock this shit up.

 

[Gatsby]

I can deal with a lot and I do have a sense of humor.. most of hte time
but this thread is a but offensive to me. I could easily say the same things in chinese about english phrases.. but I don't.

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