somebody at work keeps stealing my coke!

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Maximus96
many good ideas here folks! my mini fridge is on its way from amazon. i will keep my lunch and soda in my cube from now on. I'm still new here so I don't want to get into any big trouble since its not worth it for me financially although I would love to have the coke and mentos spray all over the bastard when they open it. it probably boils down to the bitter stuff or numbing agent. my wife just so happens to have some benzocaine at home which i can conveniently apply to the rim and sides...

keep your fridge, and your stuff in it.

dont label anymore cokes, just put them in the fridge and mix things in the bottles, to fuck with the all the soda-stealing employees. just every once in a while, when youre bored.

ex-lax, etc.

You'll find out pretty quick who's the culprit.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

so you think it's perfectly fine for people to take over people's property, without permission, in a professional work environment full of adults?

If you're referring putting something into the coke to mess with the thief, I don't think anyone has a problem with that douchebag getting what he/she deserves, but you have to look at it from a legal standpoint. He could get fired from his job and/or sued by the person who drank it.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

so you think it's perfectly fine for people to take over people's property, without permission, in a professional work environment full of adults?

If you're referring putting something into the coke to mess with the thief, I don't think anyone has a problem with that douchebag getting what he/she deserves, but you have to look at it from a legal standpoint. He could get fired from his job and/or sued by the person who drank it.

That's why he doesn't put a rubber band with his name on it on the coke when he does it. I assuming there's no video surveillance, since if there is the OP could have just requested to have it checked out in the first place.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

so you think it's perfectly fine for people to take over people's property, without permission, in a professional work environment full of adults?

You ninnies make it sound like I'd make a fricking career out of it :roll:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

so you think it's perfectly fine for people to take over people's property, without permission, in a professional work environment full of adults?

You ninnies make it sound like I'd make a fricking career out of it :roll:

meh...nvm

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

so you think it's perfectly fine for people to take over people's property, without permission, in a professional work environment full of adults?

You ninnies make it sound like I'd make a fricking career out of it :roll:

*steals melty's snickers bar*

 

[meltdown75]

i'd never try to intentionally hurt anyone...

the world needs pranksters and misfits!

i know not everyone is a ninny nancy pussface whambulance candidate... just trying to have a little fun...

different people make the world go 'round? *shrug*

 

[pontifex]

you can be a prankster and a misfit without stealing someone's stuff.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: pontifex
you can be a prankster and a misfit without stealing someone's stuff.

i think he wants to be the original prankster.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex
you can be a prankster and a misfit without stealing someone's stuff.

yes pontifex, thank you.

 

[Modelworks]

Regular , cheap, Hydrogen Peroxide, about two caps full.

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: TheShiz
here's my idea but it won't be easy. if you can find some sort of blacklight powder, you could somehow make the bottom of the can sticky, then put some of the powder on it, then after it was stolen you could walk around, after hours maybe with a blacklight and see who the culprit is. then you can be slick and walk up to them one day and ask them how those cokes tasted, and scare the hell out of him by telling him you pissed in one of them

Eaiser than you think, there are a variety of powders/liquids used in nondestructive testing that would be perfect for this type of sting.

 

[Leros]

What you do is now is use your mini fridge for your personal items. In a month or so, put a booby trapped bottle of coke in the fridge. This way the culprit gets screwed and you're not as suspicious.

 

[Leros]

doublepost!

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: lozina
That reminds me of the movie Snatch

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparantly the best thing to do is to cut up the corpse into six pieces, and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them cos its not good to leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover is it?

Then I hear, the best thing to do is to feed them to Pigs. You got to store the piece for a few days. Then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You got to shave the hair off your victims, and pull their teeth out for the sake of the Piggy's digestion. You could do these afterwards of course...but you wouldn't want to be sieving through pig shit do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least 16 pigs to go through the job in one sitting. So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds...in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh...every minute. Hence the expression....'As Greedy As A Pig!!'

-Brick Top Tony, Snatch

One of the best movies ever! :thumbsup:

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

And what, exactly, would be your preferred choice of marking your property in a fridge that people all over the office use?

 

[Svnla]

The fridge is a community property (anyone who works there can use it), but the OP's stuff is not a community property. PERIOD.

I can understand if someone who takes the coke then writes a note "I take the coke, how much do I owe you? Call me at xxx-xxxx". But it was not one time incident.

I have some nasty ideas to get even but don't want the OP to get fire/sue/chew out by his boss.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

And what, exactly, would be your preferred choice of marking your property in a fridge that people all over the office use?

no one here writes their name on stuff in the staff fridge.
i guess we're all weird up here...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

And what, exactly, would be your preferred choice of marking your property in a fridge that people all over the office use?

no one here writes their name on stuff in the staff fridge.
i guess we're all weird up here...

it's pretty common here, usually so people don't steal your stuff thinking its in there for anyone to use.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

And what, exactly, would be your preferred choice of marking your property in a fridge that people all over the office use?

no one here writes their name on stuff in the staff fridge.
i guess we're all weird up here...

it's pretty common here, usually so people don't steal your stuff thinking its in there for anyone to use.

thanks pontifex.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

Just shake it a lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: ChAoTiCpInOy
Just shake it a lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

:laugh:

How about an update OP!

 

[DrPizza]

I'm amazed at the number of practical joke amateurs posting in this thread...

The OP is helpless.
A. Some of the things suggested could get him in legal trouble.
B. Some of the things suggested could cost him his job.
C. Even if he got away with something and managed to extract a little revenge, some of you are naively unaware of the concept of counter-revenge. They know whose can they're stealing, the OP doesn't have a clue who they are though. If he, say, puts habanero sauce all over the can and manages to get someone's mouth burning and with luck, later their genitals from transfer while going to the bathroom, he's probably not going to find out that he won the battle. But, they will win the war - he'll never be able to trust any of his own food in the fridge again!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Maybe no one else works in an office quite like mine or maybe Canadian office workers are just plain jaded and corrupt, but I am genuinely disappointed that no one else thinks that the guy that writes his fucking NAME on a fricking ELASTIC BAND and puts it on his little can of pop in the fridge is the RIGHT GUY TO FUCK WITH.

bunch of nancies.

Why screw with anyone in the first place? Stop being an ass, leave the guy's possessions alone. Are people just that bored that they need to antagonize other people just for the hell of it? Welcome to the working world, it's a professional environment, just like a daycare center is, apparently.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE :roll:

pussies.

edit: the voice of ATOT: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1!1!1"

Wow meltdown...how many times you going to use nancyboys, pussies, etc in one thread.

Makes you feel all manly eh?