Someone I don't know very well smells like poo

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
I had a wet fart yesterday, right after I got home from Walfart. But those big box discount stores do that to me. I had to shower and wash out my underware and everything. Dripped clear fart goo right down my leg.

So is this why you're called "Slick" snake?


EEeeeeewwwww.

LOL! :beer:

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: Balt

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
I had a wet fart yesterday, right after I got home from Walfart. But those big box discount stores do that to me. I had to shower and wash out my underware and everything. Dripped clear fart goo right down my leg.

That.... that is disgusting.

Yea, I have to agree. It was. But I bet the majority of us have had a few experiences in this department.

Even if we were to young to remember them all ....

 

[michaels]

The cleaning guy at work said he found a pair of crap filled undies crammed behind the toilet.

 

[SlickSnake]

I picked up a pair of levis and a few soiled towels covered in crap next to my fence one day with a stick. I had a parking lot for the Boys club next door. I kept smelling something gross outside, with the window open, so I had to pick it up. I threw it into the open drainage ditch behind my house. Dunno why someone else didn't throw it there in the first place.

 

[Jedi Mike]

Sharted!

Anyways, sometimes people can genetically have bad body odor that can only be treated medically. To be honest, thats the worst thing anyone can ever be stuck with.

I have a friend who is real bad with hygiene and cleanliness, which led to his odor. None of my buddies ever had the guts to tell him about it, and worse he had a girlfriend. We always thought she was born without the sense of smell and he was born with the bad genetic odor.

Some people mentioned his odor but he ignored it or said we were always talking sh*t.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Is this work related? If so, and you're not his supervisor, you have no place to say anything. Bring it up to the supervisor and he'll speak with HR about it.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Bet he's a Jenkem addict.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Bet he's a Jenkem addict.

OMFG, if you know what's good for you, do not Google that term, LOL!

<tries to erase all bad thoughts from my mind with a hammer>

:gift:

 

[daveymark]

surprised it took that long for jenkem to come up. that said, contrary to popular belief, jenkem has a distinct odor that smells different from poo itself.

 

[dennilfloss]

"Two coworkers and a cup"?:shocked:

:laugh:

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
"Two coworkers and a cup"?:shocked:

:laugh:

I think you mean 2coworkers1cup

 

[DarkThinker]

Write him a note "Your smell makes baby jeebus asspload!!"

 

[mrrman]

send him an email using a hotmail,gmail,yahoo account...keep it annoymous

 

[Frintin]

An employee at work presents a similar problem but it is "bad breath." Working in the same small area with this individual did cause a couple headaches. Talking to my supervisor did not help so I went to Human Resources.

Problem still exists but the individual is no longer tasked to work in the same areas. It turns out the fellow has diabetes and it causes his halitosis (at least that is what Human Resources) explained to me.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: michaels
The cleaning guy at work said he found a pair of crap filled undies crammed behind the toilet.

sheeesh I at least toss mine in the trash.

also OP just tell HR, no reason to offend him face to face.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Bet he's a Jenkem addict.

OMFG, if you know what's good for you, do not Google that term, LOL!

<tries to erase all bad thoughts from my mind with a hammer>

:gift:

Third world butt hash at its finest?