Someone in the marines just told me about this..

[z0mb13]

I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..

Well aren't sheep holy in Iraq?

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..

Well aren't sheep holy in Iraq?

I dont think so

 

[quakefiend420]

i'm moving to iraq with a herd of sheep

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm moving to iraq with a herd of sheep

Round up some unexploded artillery rounds
...make porkchops.....
?????????????????????
Profit!

 

[blahblah99]

What about families of the people accidentally killed? How much do they get paid?

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: blahblah99
What about families of the people accidentally killed? How much do they get paid?

no clue, but any amount of money for that is probably justified

$10k for a friggin sheep???

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

This is the kind of stuff, assuming it's false, that the Enquirer loves to publish

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

I think sheepathon will be pleased with the news.

 

[Brutuskend]

Same kind of thing was going on in Nam with water buffaloes

 

[OutHouse]

My dad told me that during the war in the pacific, during one of the island invastions, i forget which one he told me but we had to pay for every stinking palm tree we blew up.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Citrix
My dad told me that during the war in the pacific, during one of the island invastions, i forget which one he told me but we had to pay for every stinking palm tree we blew up.

who owned these palm trees?? they are wild trees, no?

 

[aswedc]

Sigh. Maybe if stuff like Abu Ghraib didn't happen, we wouldn't have to pay 10k a sheep.

 

[DigitalX]

Sheep or goat?

With their coat, they will not survive under the sun. May be they get AC, since the Oil is so cheap there.

Army should start a camp that breeds sheeps and give two for each one they kill.

Help the Australia's economy?

 

[mdchesne]

Me thinks I shall invest in sheep. then herd them, as I being their shepard, into the path of an Amtrack. I shalt reap the fruits of my exploitations

 

[lrad50]

major shens on this

 

[ironcrotch]

OMG you blew my sheep in to smitherines, now pay up. :|

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
I think sheepathon will be pleased with the news.

Finally my brethren are being properly recognized for their efforts!

 

[OrganizedChaos]

if your sheep herder with 10k in your pocket in a country thats on the brink of civil war, surround by armed hungry people, i think you may have bigger problems than the state of obe of your sheep.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm moving to iraq with a herd of sheep

Round up some unexploded artillery rounds
...make porkchops.....
?????????????????????
Profit!

Profit? I'll say! If you can make PORK chops out of sheep, well, you stand to make a mint.

 

[IAteYourMother]

are you sure he wasn't just fvckign with you?

 

[cerebusPu]

damn...i bet they pay less for blowing up people.

i would use sheep as "human shields" if i were them.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
if you're a sheep herder with 10k in your pocket in a country thats on the brink of civil war, surround by armed hungry people, i think you may have bigger problems than the state of your sheep.

good point

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

Wrong, a friend in Force Recon says they are just given five chickens, 100 pounds of flour, and a fresh ocelot (it's a sign of good fortune).

 

[PHiuR]

the US should give a person $100 for each Big Mac they eat.