Someone left something on my cruiser this morning...

[jlee]

..while it was parked on Main Street. Unfortunately, I didn't think to take a picture of the car. However, I was apparently meant to be the proud new owner of a mostly-full can of Rolling Rock (sitting on the hood), and a cheerleader's skirt hanging on the driver's side mirror.

Pardon the crappy phone pic.

 

[boomhower]

Damn, and all I got last night was bad drunk hand't had a bath in a month BO left in the car. I swear I need to buy stock in whoever makes febreze and germx.

 

[dabuddha]

Did you try it on?

 

[jlee]

Did you try it on?

No

 

[lxskllr]

Score!!

Cops get all the good shit :^D

 

[jlee]

Score!!

Cops get all the good shit :^D

I was tempted to keep it as a locker trophy but I figured I had better return it to the college. :/

 

[rudeguy]

Late birthday presents?

 

[TheVrolok]

Damn, points to the dude who got wasted and nailed his cheerleader girlfriend (or skanky cheerleader acquaintance) on the hood of a police car.

 

[jlee]

Damn, points to the dude who got wasted and nailed his cheerleader girlfriend (or skanky cheerleader acquaintance) on the hood of a police car.

no shit, and I missed it!

Late birthday presents?

 

[TheVrolok]

no shit, and I missed it!

Here's the question, if you would have walked upon it, would you bust the guy/gal or just shake your head and have 'em run along? (Obviously it would depend on how drunk they were, how much of an asshole they were, etc., but generally)

 

[FoBoT]

That's Hot!

 

[jlee]

Here's the question, if you would have walked upon it, would you bust the guy/gal or just shake your head and have 'em run along? (Obviously it would depend on how drunk they were, how much of an asshole they were, etc., but generally)

There you go. The open beer would get whoever had it arrested if s/he was under 21. Other than that, meh.

 

[rudeguy]

There you go. The open beer would get whoever had it arrested if s/he was under 21. Other than that, meh.

Pics of under 21 cheerleader sans skirt? (Over 18 of course)

 

[MotF Bane]

Be honest JLee. You nailed the cheerleader on your car.

 

[MotF Bane]

Pics of under 21 cheerleader sans skirt? (Over 18 of course)

Pedobear is disappointed.

 

[rudder]

no shit, and I missed it!

We did too. Because you know we all would have asked for pics.

 

[alkemyst]

you said you wanted something to remember me by.

 

[jlee]

you said you wanted something to remember me by.

<3

 

[Phoenix86]

Dash cam footage?

 

[judasmachine]

someone had a good night, and you were almost there to catch them.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Dash cam footage?

ATOTDOTY!

(Anandtech Off-Topic Detective of the Year)

 

[MotF Bane]

dash cam footage?

winner!

 

[ktehmok]

Tell the truth, you smelled the skirt, didn't you?

 

[jlee]

Tell the truth, you smelled the skirt, didn't you?

Actually no, LOL...

 

[Hey Zeus]

Smell it.. See if it smells like pussy